OK, this has gone far enough...
...I am NOT this Edmund chap you lot keep talking about. Though, I must say, his story is funny! I'm just a newbie, nothing more. I don't know why people are thinking this of me. I wish there was some way of proving it to you, but unfortunately, there isn't. So, if I offend you that much, then please leave me alone. Hence, why I deleted my bugs post because I was getting silly answers!

Edit: this is very much akin to the witch trials!
(Don Draper is, indeed, mad and a man., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:07, 9 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Please be Edmund.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:08, Reply)

If you're not Edmund, you genuinely have my sympathy for the pasting you're going to take over it
but asking OffTopic to leave you alone is a futile gesture
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:10, Reply)

FUCK YOU*
* Not really**

**no really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:12, Reply)

If you're not Edmund
then just roll with it. Darth's not really gay, he's just bi-curious, but he soon got past all the jibes and now embraces his on-line fruit-picking sodomite persona with gay abandon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

shhhhh, you'll ruin it!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Don't tell him I'm bi-curious
What if he munts?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:20, Reply)

What if he Ed-munts?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Munting is munting
(click)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Naked photos with a copy of todays sun covering your junk.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I have no idea, Don. I don't know how Al has the time to read such a large body of text during work.
But I'll tell you what, Don, if you don't stop bullying Al, I'll do time. I'll do time and I'll walk it. Mitigating.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:35, Reply)

if you're new
you are either edmund, bert, or rogerboresme.

you have fucked neither your sister nor your cat. therefore you are edmund.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:36, Reply)

You're not a newbie, your account is two years old
but all of a sudden you've started posting long eloquent tales of things that may or may not have happened.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:38, Reply)

No web access in chokey, is there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Hadn't you heard?
It's all playstations, Sky TV and wall to wall fanny, courtesy of 'bag a female warder Fridays'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Fucking prisoners, got it well too easy
they should all get bread and water and bare knuckle fights to the death.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Exactly.
And bummed in the shower.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Oh, you were suspected of being a witch?
Was this before, or after, your career in the Army?
( Kroney, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)