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I donno, I wish I knew a fat chick so I can borrow her clothes and dress in drag, I think I'd make a wicked drag queen.
I guess Rachael's clothes would be the closest to fitting me, out of women on here.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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*volunteers*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:37,
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You're pretty much spot on actually Gonz, she is about the same size as you.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:39,
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Do you think she'd lend me her La Senzas ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:42,
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I've never warn more than my monthly wage in clothing before.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:42,
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I reckon, right, you cook her one of your meals
you know, properly pull out all the stops, no scrimping on the trimming or anything, and I reckon she might leave you her undies afterwards.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:45,
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Oh man, maybe home made fish'n'chips?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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You'd have to be considerably bigger than you are
to have moobs the size of her norks. And not even women share their suspenders and the like, so....no.
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berk, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:46,
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Evening, Berklington.
You coming to the BA$HHH?
Just trying to keep the HOT CHICK numbers up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:51,
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I most certainly am
and I am looking forward to it greatly.
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berk, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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I'm not :(
But the missus is :)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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Boo and woo in equal measures
I take it one of you is staying at home to keep the young 'un in check?
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berk, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:01,
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Magnificent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 18:05,
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also darling
i can't believe he thinks i would stoop to the high street for my stockings and suspenders... :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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Gonz is dyslexic.
He meant to type 'sportscar'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:53,
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that also
does not take easily to the high street
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:55,
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I guess you're right, it _is_ unusual for you to be wearing knickers in the first place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:56,
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Pffffffffffffftt!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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Totally taking the implication that I have fried eggs for tits, like beck letters, as a compliment.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 17:57,
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