Back briefly again
As a couple of you asked me to let you know when I became a dad.

Our daughter Imogen Delphi was born on Saturday at 4.45pm weighing 7lb 8oz after a 42 hour labour. Was able to take them home today after Mrs Battered had finished having blood transfusions etc.

Hope all is good with you all.

ALT: What would you name your next(or first) offspring?

ALT ALT: Who's the biggest cunt here these days?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:58, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Congratulations mate.
Alt: Pretty Fly.

Alt Alt: Everyone who isn't me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Except me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Congrats.
Same weight as kiddo, except she was a six-hour labour. I'd be smug, but it wasn't my cervix.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Nice one bruvva.
Alt: Dexter.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Congratulations fella, very happy for you!
Alt: If it's a girl, her name will be Emily Rose. The boy will be David Nathan.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Whatever you do, do NOT call your daughter Emily Rose.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Exorcism_of_Emily_Rose

I wouldn't be able to sleep at night if my daughter was called that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:23, Reply)

It did quite amuse me when that film came out
But I've had that name in my head for years, it predates that film by a good 2-3 years.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I call bullshit
That film was out about 2008? 2/3 years before that you were like 6
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

2005, it came out.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

That'll teach me to be too lazy to Google
So you were 3?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

You don't even need to google, just click the link up there
I was 14-15.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Yes, I know that really dear
I was making fun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Huzzah
Congratulations. Sounds a nasty business with the blood transfusionsn, I hope both Mum and daughter stay well.

Probably Oliver or Sigmund.

I'm not here enogh to know who the biggest cunt here is, so there is a chance that it's me.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:03, Reply)

congratulations!
I hope all of you are happy and healthy and stuff.
I've always really liked the name Rose, for a girl. Not sure what I'd call a boy..and I guess it all depends what they look like when they come out anyway, what works best with the surname etc.
(berk, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:16, Reply)

Oh man, one day I'll find a girl who'll put out too, well done on getting your freak on.
I'm not sure what my son or daughter's first name would be, maybe their middle name would be named after Dad. I dont' like the name Natally, as I can _never_ spell it right, although I like Nats as a nickname. I think if I had a dog, i'd name it Monster, my dad used to call me that, and the name really appeals to me. Especially if it's something like a pug. Can you name a human 'Monster' ? I don't know if that would lead to a life of bullying and humiliation, or fun and excitement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Oh, while you were waiting in the waiting room, what was the vending machine like?
Did they have any NikNaks? Did they have a seporate one for drinks, or did they use the same one?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:24, Reply)

congratulations!
alt: no idea - not sure I should be allowed to breed anyway.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)

Fantastic news, very pleased for you sir
Best wishes to Mrs Battered regarding her health in the next few weeks.

Alt: Cilla Black, first name I could think of associated with SURPRISE. Not happening.

Alt Alt: still Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Congratulations, you massive gaylord.
Alt: Augustus for a boy, Persephone a girl. Gus or Percy. Or Adolf/Eva, natch.

Alt alt: Wet Ham Man the cunt. Pretending to be dead all that time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Congrats
Imogen's a nice name, hard to make a mean version.

alt: Luther Xavier. I'm not catholic, I just like confusing the issue.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

You have a dream
and that dream is mutants and humankind living in harmony. And working legs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

fingers crossed it's as sane as rational as you
alt alt: me you prick
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)