Would everyone mind stopping being so bent please?


Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:11, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you first

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I thought better of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I disagree.
Also, you'd be proud of me, I managed to get in a fight after all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I know you are I said you are but what am I.
What the fuck is going on here?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

It's like a global gay-off to the power of ten.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

That was your first mis-steak

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I do think this might be the worst thread ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

psychochomp never starts good threads
they are either newslinks or him asking what he should cook for people at the weekend just to get them to spend any time with him.

but this is a particularly shit new low. i even miss bert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'd start a new thread, but i fear it will descend into puns again
instead i shall try and rewrite my CV without wanky corporate bullshit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

That I shall never do.
I have been taking archery lessons, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

oh dear, i shall have to ask you to kill yourself please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

If you spell and punctuate every post correctly for an entire month I shall do that very thing,
after first signing over my organs to Edmund for medical research. I will then fly through the air and travel through time.

All you have to do is use correct Enlish for 30 days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

English or Enlish?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Enlish.
A language I made up - so you have no chance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I could arrange for your petard to be unhoisted if you like, chap.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Thanks awfully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

haaaa!
thank god you have started to improve the place.

i am getting to the stage of almost revealing who is good and who is shit in bed on here just to liven things up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

How many people could you out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

if i made it up?
or if i told the truth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

little bit from column a)
little bit from column b)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Tripe and Retribution

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

If this is you trying not to be bent I have some bad news for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You've got face cancer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

The A Bream

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

that would be shit
but why would it be bent? surely rectal cancer is more bent?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Someone with rectal cancer has been sitting on his face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

i think it's a girl
or did you mean monty?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Oh, I assume everyone is male until proved otherwise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

man, that's a left-field attempt at titgaz acquisition
almost subtle by this place's standards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

The cancer was incidental to the bentness, in this case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

coincidental bentness
should be a Jazz Fusion group.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I likeed their second album 'Incrementally bent'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Thanks! It's one of our best.
Mighters' 20 min triangle solo on 'Homo Erectus' is the stuff of legend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It took me fucking ages to get the hang of drop de-tuning a triangle, man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I'm in.
*buys beret*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

*borrows bongos*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Have I got Couscous for you

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I have a high powered rifled for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Mother's Pride and Predjudice

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Hovis met your mother

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Jesus fucking titty christ
would you two just get a room?

then, ideally, seal the windows and doors and introduce a malfunctioning gas fire?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

this is fucking awesome

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

yes. yes it is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I actually guffawed. In the office. Oops.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)