omg yesterday was so fucking boring, jesus christ
psychochomp should be burned and the truth fairy should be banned.

urgh, speaking of terrorists, i got so panicstricken by someone on the tube this morning. he had a total thousand yard stare, and kept twisting something hard and rectangular inside his beanie hat on his lap (have you seen the weather in london today? nobody else is wearing a woolly hat!) and mouthing to himself through his beard. he got up very slowly as we neared victoria, which is so busy it has to be a prime bombing target, and started pacing. nothing happened, but he didn't get off either. instead he sat down, closed his eyes, sighed massively, and started mumbling to himself again. i relaxed a bit until we got towards westminster, when his blank eyes flew open again and he got to his feet. he lifted his hat into the air. twisted it some more. lips still moving. eyes still staring. then he just got off.

in hindsight the poor sod was just a bit odd, but as soon as your mind starts picturing just how terrifying it would be to be trapped on the tube after a bomb (and i missed 07/07 by one tube stop), the panic is dark, clawing and irrational. then it calms down and you truly hate yourself for being so stupid and making assumptions!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:14, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Probably just one of the computer game shut ins from here, getting paniced by the 'real world'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

They get jittery around "people"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

'people' are cunts
Morning People
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Depeche Mode's shocking followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Depeche Mode are cunts
but don't tell DJ I said that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Cunts - and ghastly woofters.
AND lightweights.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

The Doors' challenging followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

i thought he was gripped by the ecstasy of religious fervour
but actually he was just a bit odd.

oh well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Did he smell of poo?
It might have been Gonz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I've seen pictures of Gonz and I'm not convinced this beard is a good thing...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Is that the swirly beard that doesn't go all the way up to the other ear?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I haven't seen the beard, but previous photos show a scraggly black moustache and goatee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Speaking of The Gonz
I clicked on that link he posted last night, and was amused to find one of the top-ranking male wank-objects was a b3tan.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

It wasn't me was it?
I bet it was Kroney, perfect physical specimen that he is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It probably was, to be fair. We all have a cross to bear.
Mine just happens to be being the ultimate expression of male sex appeal.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

that is exaggerating
but you are better looking than this lot might think
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:51, Reply)

who?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Me of course. Think about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

NEVAH!
I will never do that and touch my special place.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

One of the /boarders
Has a bit of a weird name.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Racist. I bet his name was James, too.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Ja-mes!
I want a, what do you call it, BREAD ROLL!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

hang on
where did i say what colour he was?? or mention race?

for the record, he was very fair skinned, almost as pasty as i am, and much more likely to yell "to be sure, to be sure" when detonating his hat than "allahu akhbar" !
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Being, as you are, a terrible racist
you woudln't have reacted like that if he wasn't a Muslim.

Tell me he was a spotty, white guy. Go on. Say it.

Edeeet: Ahh, so you thought he was Irish. Definitely not a racist, then.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

What is Vippers doing in London anyway?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Winning at life, probably.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:46, Reply)

i'm irish
so it's ok
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You're as Irish as I am Scottish.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

if you saw me sunbathing/burning
you'd re-think that. damn irish ancestors.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Will someone please take the bait

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Don't worry, I'm sure she's being gazzed feverishly.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:01, Reply)

not anyone who has met me
imagine a blancmange roasting in the sun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)