You all came back!
Hurrah! So, tell me all about the secret cool board. Is it nice? Are there throw cushions?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

of course not, girls aren't allowed and only girls like throw cushions.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

What do you do for boobies without girls?

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

well, we used to Use Bobby's
But now he's flounced it's a bit tricky.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Where has everyone flounced off to?
If this carries on, /OT is going to be Monty, Al, Rory and Chompy. And that's a party waiting to happen...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Don't know if they've gone anywhere, just not here.
Not totally sure Bobby was serious, but ho knows, I even flounced my self for about a minute yesterday.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

You don't really want to be invited to that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Suits me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

that's because you think anything nice is bent.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

swap bent and nice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I'll try anything once.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I think you're really fucking nice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Why thank you.
Wish I could say the same.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah this, you'd have thought she's have named someone shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

This is starting to remind me of the death of the home sweet home threads
everyone going waahh don't give into the trolls offtopic is for nice conversation. When the HSH threads stopped offtopic became excellent for a while and loads of people joined. I think we need a mass exodus of the whingers
(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Forums have their ups and downs.
It'll pick up again, I'm sure.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It would be quite nice to go a day without people moaning about someone else on here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I concur.
People used to have a skin.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Circumcision lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

OH GOD THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

it got stupid when the HSH threads were around
it was either really saccharin, or people mindlessly calling each other cunts. Nothing wrong with a bit of insulting, but at least there has been some interesting conversation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm going to vanity flounce soon
and then lurk to see who misses me. And then create a sock puppet to come back a while later to say "where's that Kroney bloke gone, then? He was the best poster on here!"

Then I shall watch the nostalgia and tears of regret.

Because that's what well-adjusted people do on the internet.

Hi, Bert!
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:29, Reply)

There are shitloads of girls - we just haven't told Stalin here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Trotsky, if you please.
Stalin was a wanker, and not any kind of communist.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You all look alike to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Trotsky was way more jewish looking
and had cooler facial hair.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Stalin looked like a 70's porn star.

( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)

So does Monty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Monty is a 70 year old porn star
how else do you think he managed to bag a sweet thing like lusty?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I assumed he drugged her.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Haha!
Only the first time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

It's fucking amazing.
That's all I'm allowed to say, I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Well, screw you, Boyce!
Screw you with Darth's!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Oh man.
That's the coolest board. EVAH!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I know!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Hour to go!!
I decided I would join the 15.30 cool club.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'm considering upgrading to 15:00
My motivation is at all time low. And it's sunny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It's proper nice outside
Monty, how do you best deal with a subordinate who, when you ask them to do a relatively simple task that somehow has to be achieved, starts coming up with stupid reasons why it can't be done?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

CTITF

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Give us some details Al
There's precious little else on at the moment!
( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Ugh.
Put some fucking trousers on you internet freak.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Give over, it's sunny

( Kroney, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I mock them HARD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Slovak joke went down well.
Was countered with the cream of sum yung gai joke.

How we laughed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Well at least someone round here appreciates high-end wit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Too right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

That's a great idea. You go.
If anyone queries it, say I said it was OK.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)