I am at home
as of tomorrow it will no longer be my home and I am attempting to do two weeks' worth of packing in one evening. It's not going well.
(berk, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sitting about on here is a good idea, then.
Can we help?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

OF COURSE WE CAN, PREPARE THE HOT INTERNET TEA, UNLEASH THE HUGGLEWUGGLES AND NOMMYNOMS AND FAX THROUGH THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

You've done this before.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

It's my favourite part of the internet DG

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Unless you can nip up the M5 in pretty short order
and you're good at speedpacking, lifting and cleaning....no. But thank you.
(berk, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I hate moving.
It's a right arse-ache.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Tell me about it
If I wasn't tremendously ashamed of the tip it's in, I'd post a picture of my front room to give you some idea of the monumental amount of stuff I own and how utterly unpacked it mostly is.
(berk, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

stop struggling then. Darth will be in and out before you notice.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Does this rag smell of chloroform?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

*sniffs*
more like sweaty testicle. Where have you been keeping it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:02, Reply)

He's been using the chloroform wrong
it takes ages to render them unconscious if they're absorbing it through the ballsack while they sleep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Nice one.
I returned from holiday a few years ago to find that my house had been sold and I had to be out within four days. I had left the estate agent contact details, telling them I was going on holiday, but did they think to check with me that the date was fine? No, they did not. So it was a bit of a surprise to receive a call on Monday lunchtime informing me of this state of affairs. Trying to move all your worldly goods over the next few days in the back of a Citroen Saxo because you couldn't get a removal company at such short notice is not an easy challenge.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:53, Reply)

what cunts.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I know.
A saxo....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It was all I could afford at the time.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

if only you'd had a van...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

And with that, I'm off up the street to get a new watch battery.
Laters.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I'm going to take that as a euphamism for botty sex
because it's 4pm on a friday and I can.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

is it?
Fuck me, I've done chuff all today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

have a dangerwank
then you'll feel like you've achieved something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:08, Reply)

how do you know i'm not having one right now?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Oh, touche.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I know.
The stress was a right fucker. The buyer's solicitor then rang me on Thursday lunchtime asking why I was still there as their clients were supposed to be moving in then. It's fair to say that my normally calm and reasonable persona deserted me at that point as I tore several strips from them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Yeah, fair enough
It's not as bad as all that, and it is my own fault for not sorting it out before.
(berk, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Stop moaning then! ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I wasn't moaning per se
merely stating fact.
(berk, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Sounded like moaning to me.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

first time you've ever heard a woman moan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 16:15, Reply)