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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Somebody has been on my work computer and moved my desk icons around.
I suspect my dad has done it just to remind me who's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:54, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Hit him with a snooker ball inside a sock
Just to remind him who the daddy is.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 8:56, Reply)
Where's your tool?
What tool?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)
My dad has a snooker table.
I'll do that the next time I visit him.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Go to the desktop, print screen, set it as wallpaper, highlight all the icons and drag them off the edge of the screen, make the start-bar autohide and move it to the top of the screen.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)
I'm not dabbling in that computer voodoo Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Make an anonymous call to the police saying that he's a paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Hahaha!
He won't even go to the local swimming pool alone in case someone thinks he's a dirty old man.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)
You forgot
Burn his house down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Post him a bot dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Hang his dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Throw acid in his face.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)
I read a book about a lady in [some middle east country] who got rapped and preggers, and because of this, her brother and father threw petrol all over her and set her on fire.
And then the village elders protected the family. I donno how someone can do that to someone else, I don't get it, I really don't.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)
Those rappers, eh? I don't know, I really don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)
You can guarantee that she won't do it again though...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)
But if she does
may be they will stick to just dropping some sick rhymes about how she done them wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Saw one of his legs off just below the knee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:01, Reply)
One of those days Monty?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:02, Reply)
One of those lives, Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 9:03, Reply)

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