The only diet that will ever work is the eat less food, do more exercise diet
And cos I'm lazy and like food then I will never diet. Cos even if I did lose weight then once I'd finished my diet I'd put it all back on again cos I like pizza and chips etc. and life would be boring as shit if I had to eat healthily all the time to stay thin.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Healthy food can still be good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:12, Reply)

How would you know?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Fuck off, povvo.
In relevant news, as I am also a povvo, I won't be able to make your bash, I'm afraid!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Oh man that's extremely bad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:26, Reply)

lots of vegetables stirfried in a chunky tomato, chilli and garlic sauce
with wholegrain rice and a tiny sprinkling of cheese is exceptionally tasty. you can even add carcass for you carnivores.

i might make this later. when i get bored with my nonexistent essay writing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I had garlic pate on Saturday, at the farmers' market.
Luckily Lusty ate some too -but it was fackin lavverly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

i love mushroom pate
coarsely chopped with extra garlic
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Market! The Farmers Market!

(888777555, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

That's pretty much exactly what I've got for lunch, only I've got pasta rather than rice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

But it can always be improved by making it unhealthy

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Your idea of healthy eating is to not lick the empty munchy box when you've scoffed its contents.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

By contents you mean his spunk
or the cock of the bloke that was there before him.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

You mean the queue of anarchists that 'ran a train' on her?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

isn't she begging for money on her blog now, someone said, rory was it?
maybe she should start charging for a go on the munchbox.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:19, Reply)

She could have £1.50 by Christmas. Good plan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)

i like this, i do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

she should sell it like a greasy christmas hamper

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

She should do a meat raffle in her local pub.

I feel ill now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

why?
you didn't eat any of it, did you?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

OK now I feel really, really ill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It seems sad he dedicates so much time to researching what others are doing.
Yet has the temerity to refer to anyone else on here as an 'internet shut in'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

ah, bella
RIP our fallen comrade in arms
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*Raises fist in solidarity*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

in solidarity
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

My lunch today is a home made pasta dish
The least healthy thing in it is probably the little bit of sweet chilli sauce I added.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I stand by my earlier bacon/pig comment.
3 helpings of pig per day. Pepperoni pizza for tea, pork scratchings for dinner.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 11:20, Reply)