Bit like my cock, then.
PS your mum says hi.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:27, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

tell her she should be making the cake

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I was helping her with the 'icing'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

She's mixing her fanny juices and montys spunk into the batter.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Ew! Al, you've gone a bit far now.

( girlinthehole, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Shhh, it's a secret recipe.
Passed down from Vippers' gran, the dorty feckin bord.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

He just spaffs up her, then shakes her remorselessly
Wedding cake à la Woodward.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:34, Reply)

This has really made me look forward to my dinner.
And we've the fucking Tory Party conference here next month. What a nice day this is turning into.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Hahaha
When I was out drinking with HimJim a week or so back he made a Parkinson's joke and this girl on the next table cracked the old 'actually I have that so that's not actually funny ACTUALLY' classic, at which I slyly pointed to a track on the LP I was holding, the song being 'Shakin' All Over'.

The LOLz were strong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Good song that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Andy Weatherall reckons it's the best British rock'n'roll record ever.
In second place he reckons is 'Move It' by Cliff Richard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Also, it didn't take long to finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Yep, both fit on a post-it note, folded in half.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:40, Reply)