I'm going to go for a run in the wind and rain and probably not enjoy it very much and then
I'm going to watch Hollyoaks on E4 so it's tomorrows episode because I saw todays episode yesterday and then I'm going to pack my bag for tomorrow and thursday as I'm down at my parents and then i'm going to watch Hollyoaks later and see why Seth bludgeoned a hooker to death because he thought she was his sister in law because he was on massive drugs and you got to see Mitzy's arse when she was having a shower.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:33, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thanks Gonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Do you really watch Hollyoaks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'm going to see you soon
Towards the end of the course, 200m from the finishing line, there's a side street that, as shown by photographs of the past 5 years, is never closed for the marathon. As you jog by, all sweaty and exhausted, I will drive out in your van and run you over.

I will also have had a wank in your van.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

This is totally motivating me to run better.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You'll be too exhausted to remember that side street.
BOOM! WankVanSlam!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I'm going to do everything in my power to bring the term "WankVanSlam" into common parlance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I edited my post to accomodate your surperior phrasing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

The Sweet's disturbingly sticky follow-up single
edit: for those too young - www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9cUmT_IGs
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)