The love of my dear missus and my child.
And fucking loads of the most gigantic drugges upon the face of God's green earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning Monty, how are we?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Good thanks.
Looking forward to (hopefully) going to Needoo's tonight and seeing Lusty's hilarious French Canadian pal. Last time I met her we got slaughtered and did impressions of the deaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

What? you sat there pretending not to hear each other?

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Pardon?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

No, that brilliant 'no concept of how your voice sounds' talking they do.
Like they have cotton wool up their noses.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Haha brilliant
We once camped near a load of deaf people. Great, we thought, they won't hear us being noisy, plus they won't bother us with their sign language. Incorrect - noisiest neighbours ever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I once heard a bunch of deaf school kids singing Happy Birthday.
It tooks us quite a while to work out that that was, in fact, what they were singing though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Oh yeah...
I meant wife and child too. If they ask, that is what I said, ok?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

I'm sure that's what PhillyJoe meant as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I can vouch for him
He definitely intended that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I'd heard that you "have his back"
if you know what I mean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

There's nothing gay about two married men helping each other out
where their wives aren't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

It's not gay if you don't push back

( Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

The reach-around is SOOOOO manly and not gay at all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

You'd fuck a person in the ass
and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around

/film
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

It is a bit like wrestling
Which I think we all agree is as heterosexual a sport as you can get.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

If my wife and children were tragicly killed working in a shoe box factory
I would be inconsolable, would never be the same and would probaby become "that weird guy" you know the sort, the one where the local kids say "I heard that crazy Old Man at the old Marshall house used to be a normal guy until his wife and kids were crushed by a falling shoe box and he went mad. But I wouldn't kill myself.
( Peej, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

This post is insane. I like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)