First time I was in Liverpool
I was drinking heavily in the Cock and Bottle in Wavertree. This scally came up to me and asked me if I wanted to purchase any of his shoplifted cheese!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Similarly
I was speaking to a chap in a Liverpool pub about work (I know!) and was confused when he kept wanting to know what my bonus was.
Turns out he meant "What do you steal from your employers?"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You were in Jonathan Ross's toilet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Forgive me
I don't get it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Try saying Wavertree
Wiv Wossy's diction ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Wavertwee.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Except he can pronounce his Ls, so this doesn't really work within the context of the joke.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:18, Reply)

It's 50/50 at best, I agree.
At least the last bit works.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm going more 70/30 meself, like.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Also, it's not pronounced like lavatory
It's pronounced like the action of picking up a tree, and waving it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)