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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Where's my new thread Bobby you fackin caaaaaaant!I'm in Croydon today, what an utter, utter shit hole. Tell me about where you grew up and why it was shit or awesome.
ALT: What are you scared of you woofters?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:36,
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nah that's cq doing a LOL. If you try really hard you will be able to work out when he means it.
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I think CQ done made a joke(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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Basildon.Which is basically Essex's Croyden.
I'm scared of Croyden.
edit: And spelling, aparently I am scared of correct spelling.
edit2: Of for fucks sake, 'apparently'.
edit3: 'oh' for fucks sake.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:40,
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This post makes me feel good about myself*hands over typing-tard crown*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:43,
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Ooh, how exciting, a Coronation.Can we have street parties and bunting?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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SureAs long as 'bunting' is your way of spelling 'beating'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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Christ, you don't bunt about the bush, do you?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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I am a citizen of the world.........course not. Fucking Jonny Foreigner. Dartford mate. And proud.
Alt: Fuck all.
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Born in Greenwich, grew up all over the place12 different schools or so. People made the places rather than the actual environment.
Alt: Going blind
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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Totally with you on this one Krones(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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Very few people like a flapping cunt in their face.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:54,
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Especially not the gays.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:54,
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^HA ha^This. Moths are just nocturnal butterflies.
I must admit though, I don't like wasps.
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Y'know, people actually laugh at me when I run around screaming and flapping my arms at the sight of a wasp(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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People do this with me and mothsI don't like wasps, but I can wave them away without spazzing out completely.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:00,
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Ah, but I smell delicious to waspsThey will not be waved away.
Or ignored, before any of you cunts suggest that they will fly away if you ignore them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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why ignore them?kill the fuckers. They totally deserve it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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I saw a documentary years agoThat said when you squash them they let off a chemical that attaracts other wasps.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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Kill them, too.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:10,
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Ever the voice of logic and reason.What use do wasps actually serve anyway?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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I'm sure someone told me they effectively invented paperbut we've got paper now, so fuck 'em.
I believe they are good at dealing with rotting foliage in forests. Again, as a resident of central edinburgh, not something that concerns me, so firey death it is.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:12,
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With you all the way, there.They're like the bloody chav of the insect world. Annoying, easily angered and always found outside Greggs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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not just attracts them it also makes them angrya bit like Wasp Stella Artois.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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Good. The cunts are more of a challenge if they put up at least a bit of a fight.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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The main street where I live got closed off onceas some spastic had disturbed a wasps nest above the Co-Op. All you could see was a mass of angry, stripey buzzing bastards.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:01,
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Much the same as The Stadium Of Light on a Saturday afternoon then.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:03,
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Pretty much, yeah.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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So, when's Bruce going to be sacked then?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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If he doesn't start winning soon, I'd give him until October(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:20,
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That long?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:26,
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This is a problem with SunderlandWe always wait too long to sack the shit manager
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:28,
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At least you invest some faith in them and give them timeand don't go for knee-jerk reaction.
/Bobby Robson.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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They're evil twats.At least bees are useful. They look as if they're stoned too.
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Fucking gaylord.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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He had a bad experience with two bricks when he was young. Took the balls, left the cock.
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Mark had one the size of his handdiving in his bowl of soup in the Amazonia. We thought it was a bat.
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I wouldn't say I had a phobia as suchbut I fucking hate those cunts. I would not enjoy something like that.
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Kroney, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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We laughed a lotwhen we recovered from the shock. The moth was trying to fly away from a bat that wanted to catch it, and went straight on his soup. It looked awful.
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We seem to have a family growing in our flatI think they are beautiful
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I grew up in Cyprus, till about 6 years old,and then Scarborough.
Both seaside resorts, which for a kid was awesome.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:49,
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Nah nowhere is as shit as Skegness(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:52,
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Skegness is where the dregs of other shit seaside towns go to die
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:59,
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Had a holiday there when I was a nipper. First monorail I ever saw or went on.
Truestory.
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Alt: the Islamification of Europe.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 14:53,
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They're having a big demo outside the US embassy, during the minute's silence for 911. Apparently, they're going to make as much noise as possible.
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But it doesn't worry us because we respect their right to free expressionand we aren't fucking nutters.
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I’m not really scared of this.I’m scared of benders – they give me the willies.
LOL!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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I grow up in TenerifeIn the capital, Santa Cruz. It's small, but it was awsome. I loved the parks and the fact that I could go almost anywhere on my own. And when I got older, those lazy days on the beach after school or University... or even after work. I wish I could work there again for a few years. I'm missing it more and more lately.
I'm scared of so many things... I wouldn't know where to start.
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If you could kindly stop all the wankers ruining the place in PlayaTenerife would be completely awesome. Except there's no snow in winter. But otherwise, awesome.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:02,
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Wrong x 2The wankers are only in the south, if you go to the beaches in the North of the island, they're peaceful and nice.
There's snow almost all year round in the top of El Teide, and it can go down quite a lot during winter in the villages on the mountain.
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Sorry, I meant Playa as in Playa de las Americas not just playa as in beaches in generalHence the capital "P" ... I know the North is nice. I want the whole place to be nice so I don't have to deal with the fuckers at the airport.
And I should have qualified it as "snow for proper skiing on" not just snow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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Right, okI forgive you.
I hate the place from just after El Médano all the way to Los Cristianos. I wouldn't be too sad if it was destroyed by the volcano (without killing anyone, of course)
Yes, you can't ski there. In fact, there are so many things you can't do. That's why I left; it was too small for me. Only I wish I could go back for a bit now.
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Los Christianos was lovely 20 years agobefore Las Americas swamped it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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I was never there 20 years agoI just hope the rest of the South stays as it is and doesn't became like Los Cristianos or Las Américas.
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Actually 15 years, now I think about itWent there over New Year when I was 21 with the family and it was excellent.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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The only money that place earns you refer to as "wankers"? Welcome to Britain!
If you like it so much then why don't you go live there?
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No workI wish I could go back. Of course it has its bad things; like it's small and its expensive to travel; and people are bored and spend their days gossiping. Still, right now, I could do with the finishing work at 5 and going straight to the beach for a couple of hours.
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Let's face it they are fucking wankersLinekars, egg and chips, union jack shorts, sunburnt skin, drinking fosters all day, why can't the forrins speak English, etc etc etc
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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I don't know if you're being sarcasticbut I've encountered many of those; and they're usually very rude. I hate the fact that in many places in the South of Tenerife the waiters/shop attendant/receptionist... can't speak Spanish at all.
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Typical British 'working' class holiday abroad. Fat fucking scum(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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No, he's not being sarcastic, he's agreeinghe's saying that a lot of British tourists (actually just tourists as the Dutch and the Germans are nearly as bad) in Tenerife are fucking wankers.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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YesI don't know why, though. Why only the scum goes there? Maybe we should make it more expensive.
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No, it's not thatit's the fact that I want to order a meal in Spanish and I can't. My family can't speak English, so the one or two times we've gone there, they need me to translate. I don't think it's fair.
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What do you have against me now?It's not fair because the same people being served by those waiters that can't speak Spanish are those who complain about foreigners not speaking proper English and taking their jobs and women.
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And about the moneymost of the British that go there (and other Europeans) go with full paid package bought in Britain. The hotels get some of money, but that's about it; the "wankers" we talked about are those who spend the day in the swimming pool eating sausages and beans.
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We fought in two world wars to preserve our right to be ignorant boorish bean eating (ironylols) wankers! What were you doing?
(All civil war and Guernica references will be dismissed as irrelevant).
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We were doing irrelevant thingsI have to say too, that I get very upset when the Spanish people tells me that British don't know how to cook and that they only eat sausages and beans. The morons that visit only eat that, but British cooking is one of the most complicated I've ever seen (probably that's why you have gone for sandwiches and mash potatoe for every day). I'm unable to do a proper roast, leave apart a pie.
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"apart" meaning "in separate pieces"a pie left as separate parts wouldn't really be a very good pie.
Pies are dead easy to make. Try it. Just get a recipe from BBC good food.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:26,
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It's the dought that worries meI've seen Mark making it and I don't think I can.
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don't.buy it. Even I can rarely be arsed to make pastry and I make pretty much everything else from scratch. But I like puff pastry for pies and it's a monumental fanny to make.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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Oh, oklike that is easy. What I meant is cooking traditional English food is quite complicated and needs a lot of work and time. If we're going to start cheating with the dought we can just buy ready meals.
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It's not the same. Pastry=cheat but if the rest is homemade=nom. Your cooking is fucking ace anyway.
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Spanish cookingin general, for every day, is much easier than British. We can cook a very nice meal in a few minutes. I think that's what the British are missing. You went for full roasts that took a day to cook to just a sandwich. There's not much in the middle.
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It would be a terrrible sandwich with nothing in the middle. Hahahahahahaha!
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That's not cheatingIf you follow that argument, not butchering your own meat is cheating. Or not brewing your own wine.
Pastry isn't difficult to make, it's just tedious and home-made (unless you are making sweet pastry) is rarely much better. So, I make my own dough for bread and for pizza, for example, but I'd almost never make my own pie pastry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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leave apart should be "never mind"To leave apart is to disassemble.
DISASSEMBLE?
/film
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I would reject your suggestion out of hand. Despite it being perfectly correct.
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I would expect nothing less old boy.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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Let aloneI think that's the one I was thinking of, but couldn't remember.
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I wouldn't worry.Your English better than our Spanish and all that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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the little known smørrepie.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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All inclusive packages are killing a lot of small European tourist towns and villages.People have a tendency to have a wander into the town for a look around and maybe lie on the beach, but spend very little money while they're there. Personally an all inclusive would be my idea of hell. Doubly so if there were wasps about.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:18,
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To be honest, it's probably all that the beer would be good for anyway.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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All inclusive in Mexico was fucking amazing!That's the only time I've done it, mind you.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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I betif you hadn't had it and had gone exploring the restaurants and bars in the city you would have found it amazing too. Maybe even more.
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We did this as wellIt was just nice to have free excellent food and beer on tap (and optics in the room above the always stocked beer fridge)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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I can imagine it been niceI'd still want to go an explore around. In fact, lately I don't even get breakfast at the hotels, as I like to try what's out there from the very morning!
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I have been on some belting all inclusives. I like it because I don't have to encounter the disgusting poor riff-raff that live in these backward, god forsaken, weather blessed countries.
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Go to the nicer places, not the touristic onesspend a bit more money or get on a bus to get out of the crowd. It's worth it.
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The nicer places?Oh, well. Your concept of nice is different to mine, clearly. There are really beautiful places in the sun blessed countries; with no tourists in most of them, especially if you go for mountain holidays.
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Oh, sorryI'm very bad at sarcasm most of the times. Let alone in English.
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If, perhaps, it's in an undeveloped resort then maybe I'd consider doing it.But if I'm going on holiday somewhere, I want to experience some of the culture of the country I'm in. I cannot understand how some people can sit on the beach or by the pool all day, it would bore me to tears, even with a good book at hand. A couple of days of that is OK, but a whole fortnight? You might as well have a few sessions on a sunbed at home, and then go out every night.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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It was post Katrina so basically only the big hotels were left!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:26,
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Ah, fair enough then.I got caught in Hurricane George in Florida back in the 90's. Scary as fuck. Driving back from the Keys, there was a sudden flash flood and the road went from being 'a bit wet' to about 18" of water within a few minutes. The full force of the hurricane hit the day after we flew home.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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There were plenty of people like that in Mallorca this yearIf was our first holiday of that type we'd ever taken and if didn't have the hire car I'd have gone crazy, and we were only there for a week. Just ten minutes drive from the resort was this fantastic old sanctuary at the top of a 509m mountain. The drive up there ranks as the second most terrifying of my life but it was worth it and the kids really enjoyed it. Not one other person I spoke to at the hotel had heard of it. Two weeks sitting by the pool drinking San Miguel and slush puppies whilst turning into a roast turkey would send me ga-ga.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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We were offered all inclusive for our honey moonand considered it for the price, but decided we prefered to enjoy the "real places" and we not only did really enjoy the experience but ended up saving money. What's the good thing about traveling if you're going to spend a week in a hotel eating the food and watching the tv you'd have at home? I don't understand.
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We went out the hotel quite a bit in Mexico50mph speedboats FTW!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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I bet they were!I just think, if I can help the comunity buying stuff I'd buy anyway, I'd rather do it; even if it's a bit more expensive. It must be my growing in a touristic place. Or the fact that everywhere we went they'd tell you not to give money for charity to anyone (especially children) but spend that money you'd give on a product you could use, and therefore, help to sustain the market. (I don't know if that made any sense)
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Has Monty been on a business trip to Germany recently?www.b3ta.com/questions/church/post1344040
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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I grew up in Sunderland, right near the seaIt was fucking brilliant. There was also a dene where you could make camps/build fires/swings/be bum-raped by paedos
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Mimes and clowns. Shit me right up for some reason
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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Grew up?Fucking dragged up more like!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:22,
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Never had a pony manToo poor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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You poor deprived boy.It really isn't, you know.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?None
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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Bristol is an excellent town...albeit with one of the worst crack problems in Britain in certain parts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Yeah, it's fun to do, cheap and non addictive(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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But enough of BristolTell me about this crack stuff.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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Only tried it once, via second hand smoke in the back of an illegal taxi(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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No, not reallyThe taxi driver was holding me against my will at the time and I was fucking pissed, so in general I wasn't in the best frame of mind
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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What an interesting life you do lead.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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It's had it's momentsI'm mature and settled down though now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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I thought this was a matter of public recordit's even in my username.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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Nope.I'm happy to take your interpretation of my username over that of Google Translator.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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Fuck, that is in the arse end of nowhere...how do you not kill yourself?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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By reminding my self that SYFTS lives in Lewisham, the only place in London that's worse.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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Oh, I thought you were in Wales...Google it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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The very Idea.All the hits I get for New Cross Gate are London.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:50,
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Are we Googling the same thing?www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=New+Cross+Gate
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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He's the only living boy there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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You are Carter USM AIC my right to dislike your music.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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I suspect CQ may have been a fan back in the day though...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:05,
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Good man. In which case, I apologise.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:08,
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puerta means door not port in this case, I assumeI haven't tried translating but I'm guessing he resides in New Cross. Although what the door has to do with it I dunno..
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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New Cross Gategate, door, the usual Google translate shenanigans.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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Err did you go deleting over being offtopics Fingerbang King?lol
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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oh dear, deleteing is a cardinal sinas is fingering funnily enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:42,
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I noe the first rule of deletion is not to discuss deletion, but really he should be proud to be our Fingerbang king(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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We all really miss you over here at the moment BobbyCOME BACK SOON !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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Come over and I'll see what I can do(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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Rory and Bobby, sitting in a tree.B-U-M-M-I-N-G
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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I'm not really seeing Bobby making it up a tree, even with pie baiting in place, do you?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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I'm a firm believer in the maxim that 'anything is possible'.Within reason.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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Whilst walking through Liverpool with the missus many years agoshe remarked on what a nice city she thought it was, when from nowhere up popped a chirpy local who loudly informed us "The best!"
Not that exciting a story, I grant you, but it amused us at the time.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:02,
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Later that same day we were chased down a side street by a homeless."Why are you running away?" he said.
"Why are you chasing us?" we replied.
Stop chasing me and I'll stop running away. Fun times.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:07,
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First time I was in LiverpoolI was drinking heavily in the Cock and Bottle in Wavertree. This scally came up to me and asked me if I wanted to purchase any of his shoplifted cheese!
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SimilarlyI was speaking to a chap in a Liverpool pub about work (I know!) and was confused when he kept wanting to know what my bonus was.
Turns out he meant "What do you steal from your employers?"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:12,
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You were in Jonathan Ross's toilet?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:10,
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Except he can pronounce his Ls, so this doesn't really work within the context of the joke.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:18,
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I'm going more 70/30 meself, like.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Also, it's not pronounced like lavatoryIt's pronounced like the action of picking up a tree, and waving it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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SkelmersdaleIt's a shithole, but I liked the place, made shitloads of mates, and I regularly return there to see them. It probably would have been different if I had grown up on a council estate, rather than up the road from one.
Alt: Scorpions.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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Fair enough.The thought of ever having to hear 'Wind of Change' again is pretty distressing to me as well.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:09,
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I was going to do a Scorpions joke. Glad you didn't either Monts. ;-)
(, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I grew up in Loughborough, if indeed I did grow up in Loughborough..or Loogabarooga to visiting Australians according to the old urban legend. Quite a pleasant place to grow up in and nice and central to some of the better Midlands clubs in the early nineties. Seb Coe came to our sports day once because our PE teacher was his roomate at Loughborough Uni. True story.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 7 Sep 2011, 16:11,
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