I like that attitude
Oh you must be wrong, that man is a policeman. They couldn't possibly be a lawbreaking cunt. You are wrong, leave it now, we know where you fucking live!
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thing is, I'm not sure if it's that attitude because he's a copper and therefore above the law
or because he's an undercover officer who may or may not be investigating the gambling den that goes on down our road.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

How would emptying chemicals into the road be anything to do with investigating a drugs den?

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

MINDPISSING

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I would have thought that was just a stupid mistake which happened to have caused hundreds of pounds worth of damage to my car.
Apparently it wasn't like he actually aimed it at our car.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

What the fuck is he doing dumping strange chemicals on the pavement then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You mean you don't?

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm not sure pissing yourself in public counts as dumping strange chemicals on the pavement.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

It's fine if it's against the kerbside rear wheel of a Hackney Carriage.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

When my dad was in the force, they'd close ranks over something like this.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

The police close ranks over whose turn it is to make the tea.
I know that as individuals they are doing a hard job under difficult circumstances, but I have no trust in them as an institution. The fact that no officers have ever been convicted of causing a death in custody says it all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

When my sister joined the police
I told her that a day would come when she would have to choose between lying to protect a colleague and eating her lunch on her own for the rest of her career. They’re probably less bent than they were in the 70s but I’ll bet it’s still rife.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I don't understand the implication here at all, people repeatedly bang their heads off of walls all the time.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

They're as bad as cons. You'll never get a copper to grass on another.
Their stock answer is "whatever my mate said happened, happened"

I can't blame them to some extent
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You should join up.
You'd be the archetypal 'bent copper'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Hah.
I thought about it for a while.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I really don't know where I stand with the police.
Sometimes they've been utter, utter cunts with me, whereas on other occasions they've been nicer than you could possibly imagine. I guess it's the same with everything, judge them each individually.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

More decisive commentary as it happens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)