WITHAKNIFE!!!1!
Mornin.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:35, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

No, just having a shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Haha! Love that joke.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I see you cunts have been harshing S London.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Damn right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I saw them preparing a welcome party for you.
Bolt cutters and blow torch from what I could tell.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

That was just what they were using to secure their MASSIVE DRUGS to stop Montys GIGANTANOSE
from inhaling them all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

GIGANTANOSE! Hahaha!
On his MEGABONCE.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

this made me do a lol.

( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I think you should start using the terms MEGABONCE and GIGANTANOSE around the house.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Get your MEGABONCE in the kitchen
and make me dinner.

Use your GIGANTANOSE to sniff your way to the fridge and get me a beer. That kind of thing? Ohhh man he'll split my lip again if I start acting up :(
( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I fucking will and all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

he'll split my lip again if I start acting up I'll fall down the stairs again if I'm not careful
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

when my ex split my lip and it all swelled up
he told me that it was cheaper than collagen and i was always wanting fuller lips.

charming fellow, he was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

What a gent.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

You should have held on to that one.

( wanderlust, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

i know, he was a real keeper. he blacked my eye too, that was seriously fucking painful
i wish someone had told me then that it takes a lot longer to build your self-esteem back up than it does to find a new bf!

anyway, ancient history now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Black and white minstral bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

indeed, he was just a tiny bit of a GIGANTIC CUNTHORSE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I like horses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)