I cannot believe that they serve food called poos
that is actually food and not actually poos.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:46, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It's the very height of perversion from your point of view I should think.
"Waiter! What is this sham poo I see before me?!"
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I really don't know where to turn with it.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

no wonder you spend so long in the shower

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:51, Reply)

You fancied changing your name, but couldn't think of anything to change it to
so rather than wait until you could, you just changed it to "fancied a change?"

Oh dear :(
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

She also took down the "sultry" photos from her profile.
Is it me, or do you think she's building up to a second flounce?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

The photos have been gone for a while, I think.

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

let's instead ask ourselves
why you are looking at my profile.

why al, why?

edit - haha another unfortunate post-timing incident here for kroney!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I think you should be asking yourself
Why he hasn't looked at your profile for ages, cos I'm pretty sure I've never seen any photos and I'm sure I checked your profile a while back.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

i'd kind of prefer it if he didn't go near it
he's probably sticking online voodoo pins into it or something
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

if you could see what i have had to do this week
you would realise why my poor brain is wrung out of all creativity and thought. and i still have 5,000 words left to write on how ibsen, bennett and lavery develop character, theme and plot... doom.

i am going for mullet surgery shortly though. the insanely hot frenchman who does it wants to colour it very dark and cut it quite short. i will probably do whatever he tells me to, with his liquid accent. and then spend the whole of tonight sobbing on the boy's shoulder that i look like a lesbian (not that he would mind if i did, hmmm)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You mean like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1RQRXGH9U
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

hahahaha!
he'd better not do that to me, however hot and french he is...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Change your name to "a frenchman made me a lesbian"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

"and I never had the good grace to thank him"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)