I thought 'God' was omnipresent?
And therefore the fact that he's there, watching it (and probably LOLing) means he's a bit of a cunt. Or would be if he wasn't merely the invention of cavemen scared of thunder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I didn't know such development would cause rifts and jealousy
Cause you to war against each other and leave marks on this planet indelibly
You see, I wasn't really the creater, I was just the curator of nature
I want to get something straight with homosexuals right now: I don't hate ya
I was a simple being that happened to be the first to wield such powers
I just laid the ground, it was You that built the towers

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:47, Reply)

And if Scroobius Pip told you to jump off a cliff would you do that?
You fancy him, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)

He told me not to watch hollyoaks, I still do.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

It's the scraggly beard that does it for him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*panic-strickenly shaves immediately*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I blame Allah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

*burns effigy of Nakers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Makes a change from my house anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:50, Reply)

*burns house as well*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)