I saw Top Gun for the first time ever a few months back.
There's two hours of my life I'll never get back. Jesus, what an utter pile of execrable shite.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stop it Davros
I was starting to like you again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Seriously, Al, it's a hideously bad film in every fucking way.
In fact, hideously bad doesn't even cover it. Abysmal doesn't even cover it. There are not enough words out there to describe what a mind numbing, obviously plotted, cliched, hackneyed, awful, awful, awful waste of celluloid it is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Not enough plane bits in it for me
MOAR EXPLOSIONS, LESS GAY VOLLEYBALL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

you can be my wingman anytime.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

bullshit....you can be mine!


*bums*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

+brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

best of all the wings.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

*Kintyres*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

That's a negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full
Also: BEST OST EVA!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

^ gibberish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

'best original soundtrack ever'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

That's 'The Warriors' or 'Gordon's War' you oaf.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Judgement Night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Good, but no 'Warriors'
'Superfly' and 'Shaft' are also contenders - although 'Shaft In Africa' has a better soundtrack but is a shit film.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I cannot remember any songs from Warriors
Only gay gangs and something to do with bottles on fingers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

In The City by Joe Walsh is fucking genius.
The incidental music is also fabulous.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:46, Reply)

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Is it bollocks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)