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Fuck that shit
This is funny
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/12/acne_cure_app/ as I assume some of you are spotty.
So which is worse, never seeing Die Hard or never seeing Top Gun, one of my friends hadn't seen either, that's just plain wrong.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:23,
168 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Never seeing Die Hard means you're missing out on an enjoyable film, with some cracking one liners.
Missing Top Gun means you've missed nothing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:26,
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I'd agree
Having never seen Top Gun.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:29,
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Same here.
That Cruise fellow is an insufferable wanker, I once saw about 5 minutes of 'Cocktail' and vowed never to put myself through such trauma ever again. CF Hanks/4 minutes of 'Big'.
Cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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Top gun is awesome,
Gay but awesome. And it's a film the likes will never be made again, they won't bother doing the mid air fights for real because they'll just use CGI.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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My father (who used to fly Sabre jets for the Canadian air force)
claims the air sequences are excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:33,
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Your old man speaks the truth.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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I wasn't aware that Bruce Lee had a pilot's license
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47,
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Why else would he have such a huge pair of aviators?
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:49,
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He was a man of many secret 'tarrents'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:56,
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Was he an airrine pirate, or a plivate pirate?
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:58,
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RCAF.
Mirritary.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:02,
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miritelly, then.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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Die Hard is seminal
Top Gun is just wank.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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This is a very clever post.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:31,
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No it isn't.
It's a shit spunk gag. I'd say you could do better but you can't because you're a cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:32,
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It's a brilliant post because of my superior intellect, you gonad.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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give Chompy his login back grandad.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:37,
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Good grief!
Top gun is shit unless you are a homo and like your films with a lot of male 'bonding'. Oh and especially since the two leads are gay and a lesbian.
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girlinthehole, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:33,
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I'm looking forward to the Thrush removal app.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:34,
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Man From Uncle lolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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Will it play bird of prey calls?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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Just the man I need! my tattooist has been out of action after surgery for 6 weeks now and shows no sign of
coming back, is it bad form if I go somewhere else to get a piece finished? I am off to the States soon and want it done before I go and reckon there is still four hours work. What do you think?
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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I think it's a minor etiquette infraction
So maybe email the current artist and ask him if he wouldn't mind, then approach the second and ask him as well?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:45,
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TopGun is without a doubt mankinds greatest cinematic achievement.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:36,
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I don't click on your links, rory's links, al's links. Sorry.
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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Which is odd, because I rarely link to anywhere.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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I just don't like you and assume anything you would link me to would be detrimental to my mood
which is currently "awesome"
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:42,
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Which is also odd, because all I can remember doing to wind you up
is to reply to your calling a thread boring by pointing out that you also frequently post stuff that's only interesting to a small group of people.
Not that I care if you like me or lot. I don't really care what people think of me in real life, so the internet certainly isn't going to bother me.
I do think rather strange, though.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:45,
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INORITE!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:47,
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You have clearly never seen For Your Height Only.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:39,
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And you haven't seen TopGun! I smell a FILM date!!!!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:40,
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Yes but my film is good.
I think you're getting the best of this deal.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:45,
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I haven't seen either.
I've seen bits of Die Hard.
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Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:38,
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Die Hard is cool
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:48,
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Never seeing Top Gun obviously
it's an excellent film in it's own way.
And I'm not spotty thanks.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:48,
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Top Gun is the most homoerotic film known to humanity
and therefore genius.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:50,
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Top gun blows goats.
Die Hard is a pretty decent film.
Linking to Register Stories is even gayer then BBC News links.
I bet you read The Onion. In fact I bet you read it out loud to your work mates chortling all the while.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:52,
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The register is one of the better news sources about public sector contracts and tech.
That's why I read it.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:54,
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I could Justifiably read Broadcast Magazine, if I cared about what happens in my industry
Linking to it would not, however be justified.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:59,
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NEW SCROOBIUS PIP VIDEO =DDDDDDDDD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ8TzuqpSQs&feature=youtu.beWhat you think Monty?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:53,
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What I like about it is the 'Dirty Beats'.
That's my favourite aspect of it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:55,
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Ah a popular beat combo then
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 10:59,
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These modern kids and their rock'n'roll music, eh?
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:00,
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*does the Twist*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:00,
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I hate it when you belittle music that means so much to me, it's like by extention you're belittling everything that I'm about.
Please stop doing that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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You sound like Applebite when I belittled pole dancing
and she said that since Pole Dancing was what she was all about, by inference I was belittling her.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Yeah', well, yeah', well, yeah'..... well....... running is for stupid dunderheads who don't know how to catch a bus on time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:10,
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I don't catch buses
I have a van.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:18,
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Back from your honeymoon already Vipros?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30,
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UNRELATED:
Seeing as Plummers has chutneyed out of the bash, someone can take his place staying at my flat if they want to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:00,
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Is AA still looking for a berth?
I know he was when I was looking for a hotel.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:01,
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Dunno if he's still coming
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04,
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Really, another one?
I was curious to see if I recognised Plumdozer before he limp-wristed it.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Sadly not, old boy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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I think we should go back to my original suggestion of just you me and gonz.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:13,
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I think that might be best.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:16,
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Maybe
but probably not dunno yet I'll let you know by the end of the week.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:04,
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First person to bagsy it gets it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05,
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BAGSY!
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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I'm going to come along and leave a steaming turd in my spot
and then catch the night bus home.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:08,
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:(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:18,
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I think I've just won the internet.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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I fear so.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:26,
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I tell you what
I'll let you bask in my reflected glory next week.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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Great, thanks Al!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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You should probably give it to someone coming further.
I can get home pretty easily if I need to and I have plenty of places I can crash in London if needs must.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07,
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Pretty fucking windy out innit?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:09,
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It sure is.
Where my father's holiday home is, they lost all power and they evacuated the island. No real damage though - he says it's mosquito hell now, because of all the pools of stagnant flood water everywhere.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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*parp*
Sorry about that
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:15,
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Fart jokes?
You're like /offtopics Michael Mcintyre
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:27,
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You mean Michael McIn-pie-er
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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Both are bastions of 80's cinema and should be watched by everybody
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:21,
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This is the correct answer.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:22,
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No it isn't.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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You have relinquished your permissions to comment on matters of taste by being a Dr.Who obsessive
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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I don't care, Top Gun is utter wank.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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'C'est la vie', eh?
EDIT you ninja cunt
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:22,
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I saw Top Gun for the first time ever a few months back.
There's two hours of my life I'll never get back. Jesus, what an utter pile of execrable shite.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:23,
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Stop it Davros
I was starting to like you again.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:24,
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Seriously, Al, it's a hideously bad film in every fucking way.
In fact, hideously bad doesn't even cover it. Abysmal doesn't even cover it. There are not enough words out there to describe what a mind numbing, obviously plotted, cliched, hackneyed, awful, awful, awful waste of celluloid it is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:28,
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Not enough plane bits in it for me
MOAR EXPLOSIONS, LESS GAY VOLLEYBALL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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you can be my wingman anytime.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:29,
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bullshit....you can be mine!
*bums*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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+brown
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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best of all the wings.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37,
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*Kintyres*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38,
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That's a negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full
Also: BEST OST EVA!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:30,
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^ gibberish
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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'best original soundtrack ever'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:31,
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That's 'The Warriors' or 'Gordon's War' you oaf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:32,
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Judgement Night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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Good, but no 'Warriors'
'Superfly' and 'Shaft' are also contenders - although 'Shaft In Africa' has a better soundtrack but is a shit film.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38,
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I cannot remember any songs from Warriors
Only gay gangs and something to do with bottles on fingers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39,
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In The City by Joe Walsh is fucking genius.
The incidental music is also fabulous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:46,
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"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34,
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Is it bollocks.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34,
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Hey everyone
we forgot to be rude about Vipros in the run up to his wedding.
Vipros removed me as a friend from facebook. I fear this stroppyness may have been because of I mocked the fact that when he got married he probably looked like this:

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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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He removed me a while back
I think he might have just had a cull.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33,
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Me too
The smug spotty cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34,
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I noticed when he said it was his birthday, and it hadn't come up on FB
Ah well, the number of b3tans who have deleted me increases! So far, I think I'm on 5.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39,
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*deletes*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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Woo hoo, 6!
EDIT: Actually, if I think about it, the total is closer to 10.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:42,
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I love when people get fucked off at being deleted
FFS, it is only Facebook
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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For most of them, it was no shock
But for 1 or 2, it was a bit confusing, as I wasn't aware I'd done anything wrong. Roughly 0.5 seconds later, I stop caring too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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Is it possible to delete you from b3ta?
If so, I'd really like to plz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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No.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:42,
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Gutted.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:45,
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It's called the ignore button you long haired pillock.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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Sorry Davvers
I'm sure what you've just posted is relevant and funny but I have you on ignore.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:49,
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Who said that?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:53,
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I wish I knew what this thread was about but when I look above what I'm writing here all I see is this:

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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:57,
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It's funny because it's impossible.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58,
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Sorry, did you write something just there?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:03,
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No, I was in the shower.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Needs MOAR croissant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34,
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Good old Scabros.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37,
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Lepros was better
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37,
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You're right.
Soz everyone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39,
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I'm still friends with him LOL, he loves me more than you cunts.
It's probably because of all the brilliant links I put up.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38,
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Is he unable to search the BBC website himself?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39,
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Like this
27bslash6.com/f26a.htmlIf you've never read it and don't lol I will give you one whole pound.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40,
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It raised a small smile
Can I have 50p?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43,
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click on the justin bieber one.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:44,
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I've read that before but never seen the Bieber link
which had me lolling all over the office
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:47,
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OK, I concede
You got me lolling
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54,
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David Thorne deserves a knighthood.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:45,
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I've been trying to crowbar "I'm busy reasearching wasps" into conversation at work.
It's hard.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:47,
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I'm surprised he hasn't been sacked for being a bit of a cunt, personally.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:55,
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It's got to be a wind up
no company could possibly put up with that level of internal fucking around without sacking him.
The non company ones are probably genuine though.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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Actually he did delete me the smug cunt.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:50,
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Haha
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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Funny, yes
But if someone fucked with my shit like that at work there would be no formal complaints, only blood.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54,
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He deleted me as well
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:47,
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Me too it seems.
But that's fine as we didn't really talk on there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:48,
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We did talk on here quite a lot
and I thought he was alright. Turns out he was leading me along this whole time.
Why would someone do that Davvers? Why?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:52,
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I dunno Al.
Why would someone we've never met decide that we aren't good enough for them? Why? WHY????
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54,
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That means I should take it more personally
since I have met him haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:00,
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OMG he must really hate you then.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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Indeed you should
I bet you're wondering if it's because of something you said, or just the way you look.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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Not especially
I don't use facebook very much.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04,
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That's not the point though.
Thanks for your message yesterday.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:05,
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You're welcome
glad that you did it in the time you wanted. Well if he didn't like my face that's his problem.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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Are you sure it is not himself he has deleted?
That might explain why he is no longer "friends" with anyone...
Either that or he is flouncing - there was talk of him not coming on here anymore when he starts his new job.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:53,
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I "deleted" my Facebook account a while ago and eventually reactivated it
and all my friends were still there, so I don't think he's done that. Facebook doesn't allow you to completely delete your account.
At least, if it does I've not found it.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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he has been really arsey recently
i think he's been off the weed and and is going cold turkey
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54,
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I blame his impending Marriage.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:56,
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Yeah getting married while suffering from a disease normally resevered for 5 year olds
is pretty embarrassing.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58,
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It rubs the (calamine) lotion on its skin
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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I was more thinking it might be liable to make a chap into a Grumpy Grownup
and thus not much fun any more.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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When he comes back everyone should ignore him
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01,
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This is an excellent idea
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Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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It's enough to make anyone miserable
that plus the honeymoon in the back of a van
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58,
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I blame the Jews.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58,
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I blame the recent price rises in croissant dough
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:59,
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I blame the jews for the recent increase in gas prices.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:29,
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Hmm, the kilospoons are high in this one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:30,
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Ditto
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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Well, how odd.
LinkedIn has just suggested I should connect with you on there, yet I have no fucking clue how I could have picked up how I'm even aware who you are.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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Probably bought information from facebook or something?
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:19,
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Even then, we've never connected on facebook.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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It's become self aware...
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:30,
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Facebook became self-aware on Monday 12th September 2011
and began its war on humanity by selling its user data to spammers and putting all their photos and personal information on Google.
Nobody noticed the difference.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:35,
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God the popular page has broken again.
Someone should start a new thread and try to be funny.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:38,
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Looks OK to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:39,
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Nah, it's definitely broken.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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I think there's meant to be 20 or so posts
but there's only 7 because no one has clicked on anything.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:42,
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Done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:41,
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