This whole board is beset by Northerns,
i appreciate most of you are 'long term unemployed' but still you must all have something better to do? Those old whippets won't drown themselves.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

beset improved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I am the epitome of Northerness
Born in Yorkshire, raised in Scotland. Ergo, I am the tightest cunt on the planet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 9:55, Reply)

*wonders whether Rswipe will get the wrong end of the stick, and ask for your secrets, as Kegels aren't doing the trick anymore*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I don't think I could help Swipey
I'd only loosen her up.

She'd be ruined for the rest of mankind, so I just wouldn't do that.

Not even if she begged.

*not convincing anyone on either score*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

especially not me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)