Is this one allowed bacon?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

no
but luckily his dad is muslim so he's never been allowed it and doesn't know what he's missing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1351232
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I wonder do teenage Muslims
sneak into the fields at night and devour whole hams in acts of teenage recklessness.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Whoa ,, where do you live?
If there are fields full of whole hams I want some of that..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Ham-shire?
Paging The Truth Fairy.
And leaving the internet.... now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:13, Reply)

what the gibbering fuck are you on about?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Shit food puns are not your department, then?
Or are you merely too cretinous to realise that this was what he was driving at?

So:

a) you're not funny or
b) you're monumentally thick

Which?

Clear enough now?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Don't forget the sausages.
And the bacon rubbers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)