Someone's umbrella was just blown out of their hands outside my office
this has attracted no fewer than 8 Micheal Macintyre enjoying - reality TV show voting - one gene short of a blobfish - cretins to the window.

Today is shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It really is.
Bet they can spell 'Michael' though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:33, Reply)

it's a stupid name anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Does the mixture of vowels and consonants cause you some distress?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

People who can't spell 'Michael' need to have their testicles flatted by a steamroller.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Sorry 'Micheal' I'll try harder next time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:37, Reply)

My name is similar and I still spell it wrong.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Zebediah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Nice guess
...but wrong.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:39, Reply)

You'll always be 'Wanker' to us here.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Oh Rory
You're such a card.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Not the joker or Queen of hearts though.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I was thinking more of those ones that say something like
'Sorry, I appear to have contracted Chlamydia, I'd get myself down to the doc and get myself checked out, if I were you.'
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I think you mistyped.
you said 'card'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Of course you are correct.
I meant 'helmet'.

Apols.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Too right, an Imperial Gallic G if you must know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

G Ph
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Shorten it to Mike.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Surname Hunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:42, Reply)

or Cox

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)