I'd like to apologise to my prep school
It was me that called the angry german midget a Nazi bastard, thus sending him on a destructive rampage that involved throwing an OHP out of a window, barricading the door to the geography room with a pile of desks and setting fire to the bin, causing huge amounts of smoke damage.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd like you to apologise for not mentioning this before!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

He went absolutely spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

This is the best thing I have ever read.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:52, Reply)

The resulting investigation was known as the Nuremberg trial
and resulted in my tuck shop allowance being suspended for a month :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I will never be mean to you ever again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

From now on you will burn his house down with affection?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Whenever I call him an illiterate gaylord I will say 'LOL' afterwards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

That is awesome.
Who knew you were such a meany.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 11:00, Reply)