How some people, who to me seem completely unattractive and actually quite repulsive, manage to have girlfriends or wives....
.... yet I'm not _bad_ looking, quite funny, kind, likes to look after people, great cook.... and nobody is willing to go out with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:54, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Man up, Gonz.
You won't pull with that attitude.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Oh no, this wasn't a OH WOE IS ME thing, I really don't care in the slightest that I'm single.
It's more the fact that other people manage it and I don't.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Like it's a basic human interaction that I seem to be missing and I'm not sure how or why.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Try and meet more people?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Every time I change my social circles, it seems to be the same thing, so I'm not sure that's it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:02, Reply)

And this leads to the conclusion that....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Text every girl in your phonebook with "hey I was just wondering why we haven't had sex yet?"
Might work.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Like someone with autisim who can't work out sarcasam, they understand the principles of it, they know its that you exasorate the truth (or the oppersite of it) in order to debunk the origional fact.
But still can't tell a sarcastic joke that other people seem to be able to get.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

(!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Bubbleship autism.
Out of controooooool!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Women can smell desperation (or a willingness to please)
from a thousand miles away.

Remember, women REALLY do like bastards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

But the thing is, I don't wanna be with someone who'll regret being with me...
... which seems to be quite a key thing in young relationships.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Gonna happen.
Just how you deal with it when it does.

You can sort these things once together but the original attraction "thing" is outlined by my learned colleague Kroney below.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

There is a high degree of truth in this.
Certainly in the 1st statement, less so in the 2nd statement, but I understand why you said it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Just my experience I suppose.
True to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I think it's more true to say that women like men who're complete cunts to everyone
except them.

At heart they're all massive egotists that want to feel like the centre of somebody's universe.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Or be worn like a pinky ring.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

But what is the centre of the universe?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I thought we sorted this out earlier
Jam or Kroney's cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I don't think I'd like sugar under the lid of my helmet

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I can't marmalade my cock into your Mum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Hahaha!
My dead Mum?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah
Stiffens up the old flaps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

You're nice, but lacking in confidence.
Confidence and a certain degree of arrogant twattery seems to help. I can't do it either, so I mesmerise them with my tache.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Or money.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

It _is_ a mighty fine bit of facial hair you've got.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Musketeer-esque

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I didn't think we'd met.
But you're not a girl, so I may have forgotten.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Facebook profile, good sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Ah, yes, of course.
Most of the pics of me on there are less than flattering. IRL I make Kroney look weak and imperfect.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Yes, if I ever shave I shall loose my irresistible attraction to women.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:16, Reply)

It always works the same way. Initial physical attraction followed by personality traits that keep them engaged.
Women seem to be attracted to guys that they think they can win over. Whether it's the bastard that they've convinced themselves is soft on the inside or the arrogant twat they think will change.

They're really very odd, you know.

And then they have the cheek to call us shallow because we're mostly just interested in boobs. At least we're honest, damn it!!!!!!!!(!)!!111one
( Kroney, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

At least we are consistently shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 15:05, Reply)