A five minute walk around Shoreditch confirms that he is right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 9:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

surely a five minute walk around shorditch
would confirm that everyone north of the river is gay?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I'm playing a gig in Shoreditch next week
Does this mean I might get bummed?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Are you?
I'll come to that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Good show
It's at a place called Maneros Bar.
Come to think of it, that does sound like some gay-love bar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:09, Reply)

'Man-Eros'
Errr, I may be busy actually...

Which night is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Tuesday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'll try to come.
IN YOUR FACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Calm down, benders.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:17, Reply)

*kneels down with mouth open*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Unbelievably
this is the second time this has happened to me today.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Yes, I enjoyed it so much the first time I thought I'd come back for more.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

^ doubling the numbers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

You should definitely come Rory
Then there will be 3 people watching.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

No but if you get really famous.
People round that way will all say they saw you at next week's gig, but think you're shit and a sell out now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Could be.
Give me the address of the venue and I'll see what I can do.

What kind of thing do you play? would I like it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

232 Kingsland Rd E2 8AX
Er... I think Drone Folk would sum us up.
I don't know if you'll like it or not. That all rather depends on how good your taste is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

My taste is exquisite.
I have to warn you that my 'thing' is registering my dislike of bands by hurling shit-filled socks at them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I wouldn't expect anything less
I shall be bringing some bot dogs of my own to keep unruly audience members in check.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:23, Reply)

From 4Square:
"the door is yellow and it's very select about who gets in -but it's fast becoming a well respected venue both for it's music and cocktails also known as 'cock & tail'"

I'm not entirely sure what they are trying to say actually...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:14, Reply)

They are saying
"If you like chutney, we're your lads!.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:18, Reply)

'Does sir favour the, ah, 'savoury preserves'?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:33, Reply)

*googles*
*is non the wiser*
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Hmmm... not sure.
Folk yes, drone less so, probably not worth travelling north of the river for but might be worth it to support a fellow B3tan. Would you welcome such support or prefer to avoid it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:19, Reply)

All support gratefully received

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:22, Reply)

OK, will see If I can find my passport before Tuesday.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Good stuff Quey

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Are you that bad?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Possibly
Come down and find out for yourself.
You'll have to bring your own shit-filled sock, unless Monty is prepared to share.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Everyone but me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Well, obviously.
Someone needs to service all the ladies of North London, if only to stop them coming to me, and I don't really have the time, what with having to satisfy every woman south of the river.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:08, Reply)

You are Cowelling furiously here
with about as much success.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Meh.
You have found me out, I am a massive woofter of foxtrotian proportions.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Pfffft.
As if they'd go to you over me. I lick their arses for fuck sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Well, I do like then cleaned up before I take care of them. thanks for that.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:13, Reply)