im just wondering if since im fat if i have to stop showering and lose some teeth
Or is there a way for me to be exotic glamorous fat
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Crystal Meth is your friend here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Beth Ditto?
She's quite Glam.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

In what way?
She looks like a rolled shoulder of pork FFS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Each to their own sunshine, each to their own.
Anyway, fat and glamorous was specified, do you have any better suggestions?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Her off Location?
Kirsty Allsop?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

She's not fat.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

"chunky"
in a good way
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Exactly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'll wager I'd lose a fight with her
She looks like she has a hell of a right hook
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Like Blousie says, not fat
Not even that big, I'd place her at a Nicely Rounded Average.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

She was the first person that popped into my mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Not surprising really
Dirty cow is welcome to pop into my mind any time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

She's ace.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

*Beth Ditto appreciation fives*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

We've had the Beth Ditto arguement on here ages ago.
It seems only you and me get her.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

i dont get it
Please explain

She just seems to be an extremist, I can't comment on her music other than I listened a few yars ago and it wasn't my cup
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm only listening to her music for the first time now
but I have to say I like it. What's to explain? Extreamist is not a bad thing is it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

she has one fuck of a voice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Yes, she does, doesn't she?
it's not my usual type of thing, but the voice is great and I'm liking it so far.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

nothing necessarily wrong with it, but why like someone because of it?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I didn't say I did.
although I'm generally uninterested in the boring and mediocre, it just seemed an odd thing to view as a negative point, at least without more detail.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

i didnt say you did either
Beej said you two get her and I asked for an explanation
Beth Ditto is like lady gaga in my eyes, but I don't follow her or know anything about her other than her lolwakki antics
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:13, Reply)

i think im far more glamorous than her, i have pretty eyebrows and i dont sweat as much

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Well, then you're ahead already.
Adjust you prices accordingly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Crystal Renn?
Though I don't know if she counts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

hardly, she's not fat at all

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Samantha 38G?
Don't google her at work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I *ahem* may be familiar with her work

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Oreily?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:04, Reply)

The name certainly rings a a bell
I'm not Googling to confirm that I'm thinking of the right *ahem* performer, but given the topic of conversation and my tastes in these matters it seems likely.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)

S'ok Quey, I've googled it for you..
She appears to be some kind of porn star with really big boobies.
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)

This was my suspicion...
but is it the one I am picturing in my head?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I really don't want to try and picture what is in your head

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

no, you probably don't
Unless you happen to like the idea of the unspeakable things I'd do to Beth Ditto and a family size tub of neopolitan ice cream.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Again, not fat.
Might once have been a bit on the chunky side.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Kristine
If I was out looking for a classy broad and I had money to burn in my pocket, and no wife to go home to, I'd definitely hire you to bounce on my johnson.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

so sweet!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

How are you keeping Krizzle-swizzle
I've been worried about you recently, are you still sick?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

i hate everything
Still very sick, literally almost choked on a cough drop about 2 minutes ago
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:06, Reply)

How are the braces?
Or are they the problem?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

no problems with them
I'm just very sick and I hate my job and pretty much everything in the world as well
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:15, Reply)

That's properly shit
anything good coming up or are you just hanging on?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:37, Reply)