My brother's old flatmate is his drugs counsellor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*is totally unsurprised*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Apparently he's 'really into cycling'.
Sweating his tits off in a bad tracksuit, riding a cheap Halfords mountain bike, on the roads.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Wonderful
Just what we need on our roads.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I don't think he goes fast enough to be any trouble.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Ha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

What's that thing were everyone is only 4 steps removed from someone else or something.
That's Monty that is.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

6 degrees of seperation.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I am Kevin Bacon AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Do you even have £5?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Well, he's not wearing any Sunday shoes
..so he could sell them.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I can tell you
I am going to fucking 'kick off' in a minute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You're going to kick off about something that small?
You really are a (foot)loose cannon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Good lord
That is dreadful.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

She herself has some, ah, experience of his, ah, predilections....
They've both fallen off the wagon together a couple of times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:55, Reply)

'counsellor' riiiiight.
Actually, I don't know why I said that, i have no reason to doubt his sobriety these days.

edit: Apart from the fact he has fallen off the wagon a couple of times, apparently.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 13:59, Reply)

He's about 50/50 I understand.
As with me, he starts getting stupid ideas at about pint number four.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I used to get stupid idea about pint number four too.
Such as "I think I'll have pint number five now"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:03, Reply)

We need a proper scientific term for this. How about:
Double Point, n: The point of inflection in a drinking session's trajectory when a participant's alcoholic bravado overwhelms their sober judgement.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

or 'first sip'
in my case by that definition.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Ah ... unlucky.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

'Ryder's Tipping Point'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

saaaafe.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)