fucking hell
is it home time yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I dunno
I'm going to get a haircut, then go to the Butchers then go home and make the house look nice for the wife, whose birthday it is tomorrow.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

well make sure you are confident that your hairdresser understands your hairy needs
and does not cut ten inches off like mine did last week because he thinks "collarbone length" means "jawbone length".

that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I don't think Al will have this problem
I suspect it may be more of a relocate from the ends to the top kind of challenge...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

It's not even that
it's just crop the lot to 0.5cm long.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

And try to encourage some of it to reach 0.5cm long?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

He/she is a hairdresser
Not a fucking surgeon. Point, dammit.

"Down to *here*, you fucknuckle."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:44, Reply)

he was french and hot
i got confused by his liquid accent. i hate it, i fucking hate it, it's really short.

and the more every single other person on the planet tells me it looks a million times better and they love it, the more angry i get.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

My apologies
"Down to *here*, you massive French gaylord."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Will be in 20 minutes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:37, Reply)

urgh
jammy bastard (bitch?)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Bastard!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:39, Reply)

well screw you too!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

How are you btw sweetie?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

been a LOT better mein lieb
mostly shattered beyond belief by masters deadline, but it's handed in now so hopefully things will improve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Good to hear.
How are you and Mr Bombastic, semi-fantastic?
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:45, Reply)

fantastic is not the word

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Oh, I read that as a good thing.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Oh, maybe it was?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Getting bored of him already?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Well you'd get bored with someone
if all they did was go to the gym and secretly watch gay porn on their 'smart phone' all the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

No, the word is 'BENDER'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I keep getting you and Blousie mixed up
Seem I only read the first 3 characters of a username.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

It's an easy mistake to make.
It's the teeth.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

You mean Monty's also had all his removed for better blow jobs too?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

i thought you meant ribs
then i remembered that's auto-fellatio
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Yes, that would need ribs removed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It's just that one vertebrae, I swear...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Bill Hicks LOLs

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Shhhhh! dammit!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

OOps, sorry.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I keep reading Al's name as Big Al's Blouse

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Too many big people around.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:56, Reply)

You calling me fat?

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Nope.
*hides*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Mr Gay Spastic, you mean?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:46, Reply)

look
just because a guy is hot, dresses well, smells nice, pays you attention and notices when you change the shade of your lipgloss, does NOT mean he is gay, ok?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

If it looks like a duck and gets tattood like a duck
(although I don't really know you well enough to be making these jokes)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

very few people on here do
but when did that stop anyone from doing anything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

There is that, yes.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I was with you up to the lipgloss
Then I'm afraid the bender alarm in my head went off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:53, Reply)

DEF CON BOTTER.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:07, Reply)

weapons grade mincer alert

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Is that a shouting king I hear?
Oh no, it's a screaming queen.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Thanks
I doubt either of you will be so jealous when you learn that I knock off early to collect my son from school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I have to wait till 4 even though I can go earlier to collect my nephew from school : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)

6PM here.
*sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Aw bbz!

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Well, I also didn't start til 9:30

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Oh yes! where I was here for 7.45.
*retracts aw bbz*
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Fair

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:55, Reply)

6pm for me.
Started at 8.

On Tuesday I was at work at 7:05 and didn't leave until 6.


I got lunch after 8 hours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Arbeit macht frei

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)

MTFU

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*tries*

*fails*

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:33, Reply)

*kicks whilst down*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

It is for those of us with a day off
and particularly enjoyable it is too now my mother-in-law has finally left.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38, Reply)