Is OT a separate entity from QotW
or is it just a part of it?
( WormuIus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:22, 79 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Seperate
Less whining, crying, autisms and sweaty handed virgins.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:23, Reply)

but still some

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I just wanted to know who to blame

( WormuIus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Asylum seekers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:27, Reply)

1. Separate
2. Fewer whining etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Entirely separate.
I only ever even look at QOTW when I'm told there's an amusing scrap going on. Apart from this week when I posted a story.

I used to read almost all of them and contribute my own but I can't face it these days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Separate
I came over here to get away from that weird bloke who trolled me to death because I made an Altzheimer's joke...oh...wait...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

What was the Altzheimers joke, I've forgotten it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

That actually was it.
(I don't know how to answer this question without it seeming like I didn't get what you were doing. Other than saying this, obviously)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Y'all both forgot how to spell Alzheimer's too.
Or wuz dat der jokk?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

FFS. I do that every time. It's one of those words I have an utter mental block over.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

1. Lol
2. Doc: 'I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's.

Patient: 'at least I haven't got cancer!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I live very close to the local Alzheimer's Concern Office.
A fact I forget until the next time I see it. This does not bode well.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

have you seen it just now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

seen what now?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

urr
...the duck?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Separate.
For all the reasons stated above + we are better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:28, Reply)

+ we talk about lunch more

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Shhh!
Don't tell him about the lunch threads of he'll want to join in. I suspect he's a filthy /talker. I'm trying to remember what I heard about this one actually, the words "self-important twat" spring to mind, but I cannot for the life of me remember the details.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

perhaps that he has toasties for lunch?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I bet it's not as awesome as what we have, whatever it is.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

ham and small chunk branston pickle sandwiches
and a cup of tea, eaten while staring at a computer screen waiting for things to load while being pestered by students and trying to do paperwork all at the same time.

In fact, I'm not even sure if I know what those sandwiches actually taste like anymore
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Pfft.
Small chunk pickle is an affront to God.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I had smooth once
small chunk saves time on chewing. Efficiency is where it's at
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Livin' the dream my friend, livin' the dream.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

to be fair
i fucking love it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I bet you do
you dirty whore.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

So I've heard
but what about the pickle?

edit: Bugger, too slow.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:46, Reply)

the 'pickle'
costs extra
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

OH! I just remembered, too
I'm going to see a house tonight and I think it might be brilliant and great and the house I will actually buy with like a real massive long term debt - woo!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Yay!
is it still in wales?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

yeah :(
it's about 5 minutes drive from my house. I can't move out of wales when my job is here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)

They have teaching jobs in other places you know.
With less sheep. Oh well, best of luck anyways. Did you hear back from Playground boy yet?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

at my subject/level there are considerably less
and they are tricky to get into.

No reply, but his uni doesn't start back until next week...or he's taking his time thinking of a nice way to turn me down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Aha.
Have you considered that he might not be working there anymore?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

this is also a possiblity
in which case I either have to give up or really go for the stalking option
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

If he emailed you from his personal email it's not stalking
Just think of the children.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

he's only ever emailed me from the work one
so, yes, it would be stalking.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

oh, fuck it, stalk him anyway.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

He's a fucking legend, you'd be lucky if he actually bothers to reply to you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

These people know nothing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

No, I really did get the full Wormulus experience
he set his trap and I lept in happily waving my hands in the air and singing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

It was nowhere near my best.

( WormuIus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Well. I'm pleased I didn't get the full service.
I felt very stupid afterwards.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Case closed then.
He'll be a cock-end, people you like generally are. Oh and I see Monty's chimed in, that seals it I'm afraid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

You really are such an Autism.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Your disdain brings me joy.
It must mean I'm doing something right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Gauntlets of Wormulus provide +200% rage and threat generation

( WormuIus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

*rolls a 6 and a 4*
Bugger
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:01, Reply)

do you not have a modifier on that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

+3 charisma for Awesome Facial Hair & +6 Dialectical Materialism
I'm not sure either are much help in this case though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Yeah, he's got the D4 damager mod.
it resurrects the renegade master, apparently
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Get you with your ill behaviour.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I am utterly ashamed of myself for really finding this v funny

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I think it was mostly wrong of me to have posted it.
But at the same time, a little bit right too.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:42, Reply)

He really isn't
well, I mean, obviously he totally is, but in a twisted, good way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

webfe.sickipedia.org/sys/wormuluscam/
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

We are not the Judean liberation army.
We are the liberation army of Judea.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

SPLITTER!

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Psst!
Judean People's Front
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'm in the car outside school waiting for my nephew.
Cut me some slack.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

This is no excuse for not having memorised the script to The Life of Brian

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

people who know exact quotes from monty python
are always more popular
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

They sure are!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

As a juvenile type of chap, this made me laugh:
www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2011/sep/12/shift-typo-romantic-novel-susan-andersen?INTCMP=SRCH

'"I apologise to anyone who bought my on-sale ebook of Baby, I'm Yours and read on pg 293: 'He stiffened for a moment but then she felt his muscles loosen as he shitted on the ground'," says Andersen.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I find this really very funny indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Poo lol

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

from the comments
www.josefrichter.com/blog/probably-the-best-typo-in-history/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Now that is just too good to be real, surely?
Or at least, too good to be a mistake. A bitter secretary, perhaps?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh that is spectacular.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

it is indeed
I still reckon I should have left in my "hepatits" typo the other week but I bottled it like the disgraceful coward I am.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Pfft!
That takes some beating. As it were.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Excellent.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:32, Reply)

And so it dies, as it ever does between 5 and 6 when my day is most dull
Boo and indeed hoo, poor little me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm still here
mostly I've been on the phone. Me and my brother bought my mum a trip to see birds of prey and feed them. I think now my mum's favourite things are eagles and owls and falcons.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:47, Reply)

My mum likes books and trips to the seaside.
Also Cardigans and sandals my mum rocks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:51, Reply)

previously my mum liked watching soaps
flower arranging and thimbles. This is quite a change of direction
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Separate, but equally good.

(888777555, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Separate but much less sweaty-palmed painfully obvious sex lies.
A smattering of Autisms, a couple of Tories and Monty.

Anyway, if we wanted to emulate QOTW, all someone would have to do is start a thread titled 'fiction'.

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:12, Reply)