Off topic is spineless and fucking shit
Instead of being a genuine thread of personal attacks based on perceived and mainly non existent internet slights, resulting in genuine lols it's turned into generic spazzfest of backslapping.

FUCKOFFOFFTOPICIHATEYOU
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:26, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

See you later petal.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Fuck off you name stealing nonce cunt
go back to your bedsit and wank yourself to sleep over pictures of your mother breast feeding you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)

name stealing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:31, Reply)

He stole my username :(
hence the everchanging name as i wander the hinterland of usernames, forever restless, forever alone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Rule 1
Dont change your username - it WILL be stolen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Not if you save it in a new account quickly.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

^this
I have one tucked away for a rainy day.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

*wiggles eyebrows*
It is Noels?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Not saying : ))

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Mine never was.
Probably because it's crap.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:47, Reply)

nobody has stolen rachelswipe so far as i am aware
nobody wants rachelswipe

story of my life
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

*sounds of tiny violin playing*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

violin cock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I read that as violin cock for some reason?!
My brain struggled to compute this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

i was just saying that you have a tiny cock
no need to read anything deeper into that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I own no chickens of any kind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I'd like to nominate Rory for being /offtopics wasp at the picnic!
Fucking funny though!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:30, Reply)