Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Fighting ThreadI put it to you /offtopic that you all love teh cock.
Insult fellow /offtopicers here. Show your working
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Give someone some praise, for fucks sake
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:04,
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I hate Gonzas it looks like I have threadstomped him (which I haven't)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:05,
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i do love teh cockwhat's wrong with that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIENDi don't DO boyfriends. i am an elusive woman of mystery, yeah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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He is not your boyfriend, but he is a friend of Dorothy's(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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You couldn't even give Battered 10 minuites of "YOU STOMPED ME ! HORRIBLE PERSON !" moral outrage time...For shame on you, for taking that away. And shame on you for stomping me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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You seem like a charming and witty chap to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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he's probably forgotten he even has you on ignore.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:13,
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think monty (burns, not boyce)EEEEEEEXCELLENT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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it's quite sweet the way you keep replying to him though.if this was the playground, you'd fancy him.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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Yes, yes I have.A fairly unremarkable looking fellow.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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But as a whole, as a social group, as a demographic... you can't get enough of us.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:14,
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There are some great people on here, and some good peoplebut I stick by my indifference to the vast majority.
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I'd guess that most people on here are like thatParticularly when not having actually met
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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Having met people does give you a clearer view of them, it's true(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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Online personas can be quite different from real lifeFor instance, Monty is actually a rabbi
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:22,
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I think I'm pretty much the same in real life as on line.Al, on the other hand, is a completely lovely bloke irl.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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I reckon I've probably met the vast majority of regulars on here.And by regulars I include those who were regulars, but who have since become less frequent.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:22,
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I've met a lot of B3tans but contrary to popular belief, only a few of them will have sex with me.(
girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:25,
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I love my own cock.Everyone else'e, less so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:09,
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Everyone on here is a cunt. Including me. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:11,
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I know I am.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:17,
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I'm so bored and tired I can't even muster up the energy to be horrible to anyone.(
girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:15,
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This^I have a work thing I should be fixing, but I cannot sort it for the life of me and I'm so bored I want to just go home.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:17,
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I just want to get the one simple thing fixed so I can legitimately pretend to be doing what I'm supposed to be doing.I swear I have replaced every single component and it still does not work.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:20,
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Threaten it with violenceWorks far more often than it should
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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If it was all in one place and half of it wasn't virtual I'd try.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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I wish I could.Sadly I'm the expert on this system.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:43,
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I'm trying to do my career plan, learning and development and mid year review it's soul destroyingly boring
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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I couldn't insult anyone.I'm all fluff and kittens, me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:17,
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Technically, I'm Northumbrian rather than Geordie.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:19,
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I am also technically a Sand-dancerAfternoon DG, how are you sir? Any luck on the job-hunting front?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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I've decided to delay it a bit longer before I start looking.I'm not even sure what I'm going to look for, to be honest. I liked what I did so something in that field would be nice, but since the work is heavily reliant on government and European funding, it might not be so easy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:24,
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I'm not quite sure what you used to doafter the Job Centre?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:26,
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Regeneration. Specifically in rural areas.Fell into it by accident and found I really enjoyed it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:28,
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Sounds coolGood for Northumbria too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:29,
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Yep. I've dealt with some interesting projects.Some utter bilge that should never have been touched with a bargepole as well, mind, but that's the risk you take when you hand over responsibility for decision making to well meaning but amateur community bodies.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:32,
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Davros...Do you ever do that thing where you and a mate put your palms together in a praying and side-ways praying form, and then between the index and ring fingers you both make a gap, you then slot your grap into your friends gap, and then open your palm a bit so you can see inside, and it looks a bit like a fanny (or chinese style sideways fanny, depending on who's horizontal and who's vertical).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:21,
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I have been known to do that when I was about 11, yes...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:23,
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It makes me laugh every time.Do you ever do that thing where you get a friend to thread a pencil between his fingers , so the pencil goes over the little finger then under the next one, then over the next one (and so on)..... and once they've done that, you get them to put their hand on the table and slam your fist down on it so it breaks the pencil (if they're lucky, it'll break the first time, so you don't have to do it again).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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Can't say I have, no.Are you going to give that fish lasagne a go, Gonz?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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God I thought i'd wiped that fishy abortion from my mind(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Probably, I'm thinking about making it for the thinggy at the end of the month. The thing I'm not sure about though, is when you make a lasagnia, you used dried sheets, but I want to make my own pasta, and I donno how to dry out pasta (in my flat, don't really have an airing cupboard, and I'm not entirely sure how to dry it out before the eggs go off).... but I guess if I don't bake it, I kind of construct it and maybe reheat it, then I could use my home made fresh pasta.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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You dont have to use dried pastaI've seen lasagna put together on TV with fresh sheets
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:37,
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How many guests do you have coming round?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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Just the two of us for 100%, but I'm hoping some more people can make it, I think 5 or 6 is a good number.Actually, this is a good point..... DOES ANYONE FANCY COMING 'ROUND FOR SOME POSH NOSH ON THE DAY BEFORE MONTY'S B4SH ?
Please popular page.
Lurkers and people who I haven't had much contact with need not apply, sorry, I like to meet people in public rather than my home for the first time I meet them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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I once told Monty he was the Nancy Spungen to my Sid Vicious. I thought it was funny. He looked really rather put out.
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wanderlust, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:26,
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I'd have loved to have seen his face.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:27,
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It reminded me of the time I dropped a bit of his black pudding scotch egg on the floor.Anguish, hatred and despair all in one. With a flourish of pure heart ache for good measure.
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wanderlust, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:33,
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Bless him.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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You know what makes him tick(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Victorian technology and burning hatred I'll wager(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:36,
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Like a steampunk hitler, pulling little levers from his control pod in Monty's chest(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:38,
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This is how I understand it works, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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Nah, it's not that, that is no problem, it's when he can't get the stuff, the withdrawals, that make him shake and tic.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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Off topic is spineless and fucking shitInstead of being a genuine thread of personal attacks based on perceived and mainly non existent internet slights, resulting in genuine lols it's turned into generic spazzfest of backslapping.
FUCKOFFOFFTOPICIHATEYOU
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:26,
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Fuck off you name stealing nonce cuntgo back to your bedsit and wank yourself to sleep over pictures of your mother breast feeding you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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He stole my username :(hence the everchanging name as i wander the hinterland of usernames, forever restless, forever alone
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:34,
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Rule 1Dont change your username - it WILL be stolen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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Not if you save it in a new account quickly.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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*wiggles eyebrows*It is Noels?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:48,
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Mine never was.Probably because it's crap.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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nobody has stolen rachelswipe so far as i am awarenobody wants rachelswipe
story of my life
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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*sounds of tiny violin playing*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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I read that as violin cock for some reason?!My brain struggled to compute this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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i was just saying that you have a tiny cockno need to read anything deeper into that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:59,
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I own no chickens of any kind(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:00,
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I'd like to nominate Rory for being /offtopics wasp at the picnic!Fucking funny though!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:30,
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The people I would insult are easy targetsthere's no sport in it.
Praise? I hear you all love teh cock. Well done!
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Peej, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:35,
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Apologies, techy help needed by utterly computer illiterate idiotHow do I set an Adobe pdf as my backdrop? If the control panel on my computer, which I've tried, is oddly uncooperative?
In the spirit of the thread, everyone who can't or won't help me is a cunt
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Take a screenshot using Paint or somethingSave out as a graphics file then set as backdrop
Cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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Yeah, I've saved it in Paintbut it keeps saying "you must save the file before you can set it as a backdrop".
I suspect my computer is the biggest cunt of all.
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When you took the screenshot into Paint and clicked the ickle disky pictureit asks you for a name and a File type. Now precious, can you remember:
a. Where you saved it?
b. What as? (.gif, .jpg, .bmp, .png?)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:49,
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Then you are sortedYou should be able to pick this as a background now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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Every time I try to set it as a backdrop from Paint it gives me that rhetoric about saving itWhich I have. Repeatedly. Doesn't work via Picture and Fax viewer or Control Panel either.
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There may be some kind of policy on your work PCs that prevents thisCan you choose any of the different standard backgrounds?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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NahPlenty of my colleagues have different backdrops though, I might just need our tame IT bloke to perform some wizrdry on it.
*prepares sacrifice of NOMMY CAKE*
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1: Open PDF2: print PDF
3: stick pdf to screen
4: ??????
5: profit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:39,
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You what?Backdrops are usually pictures not files. You need a PDF reader to read a PDF so you can't usually have one as a backdrop.
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Peej, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:40,
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As if I know the differenceYou can't expect me to be clever AND pretty
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Unplug PCPut back in box. You are too stupid to own one sorry.
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Peej, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:41,
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RightGo to PC world
Ask them for the deluxe PC package with extra RAMS and an ultra fast monitor.
Pay technician to plug it in for you
And then pour a cup of coffee on it
Tahdah! All your PDF backdrop through control panel needs are solved
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Peej, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:44,
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AlrightPay me £2000 and I'll come over and set your pdf as a background
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Peej, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:47,
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You know PC world charge £40 to get a virus off a laptop,I did it for a mate for a crate of beer.
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Didn't realise you could get porn in .pdf format(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:45,
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Its like a flick (off) book(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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Why do you want a PDF as a backdrop anyway?Close paint
Open saved file in windows picture and fax viewer
Right click picture and select set as desktop background
buy Phil a pint, he likes beer
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Peej, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:46,
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Picture of Ms Foxtrot from a photoshoot we did in LondonI probably will buy you a pint for the effort - it's not working, but I suspect that's my work PC being gash, perhaps the person who sat here before me had some sickening picture of his missus as the backdrop and the access was removed as a result
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Email it to me and I'll send back a pic you can set(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:52,
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I'm guessing it isn't THAT kind of pic!Not as a PC background at work anyways
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:53,
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I set a picture of my then girlfriend in an interesting position as my desktop at home once.forgot all about it until I had some friends round.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:55,
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haha!They saw her in a hole new light?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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Not so much....it was actually only her face in shot, it was more what was in her mouth at the time...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:57,
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doubt they saw much before I dived infront of the monitorbut yes, probably *sob*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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Right click, PropertiesSave as SnackCock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:03,
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She'd kill meIt's not rude in any way, she just wouldn't want me sending it to anyone else
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:54,
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I thought this went without sayingCan you email sperm?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:56,
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PDF is a document, not a picture.So setting a PDF as your desktop background wouldn't work, methinks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 15:51,
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I lose track hereAre you a real Bobby or not?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:01,
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I'm sure there is enough real Bobby to go round to make about 6 or 7 normal people.(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Haha!I don't understand this but it is funny!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:15,
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how come you can post if you've only been here a day?I thought there was supposed to be a week before you could do that?
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It's Nooby Tuesday innit guv.Now fuck off and stop touching your sister.
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You're only allowed to start posting the tuesday after you sign up.(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I like that you're using harsh language, but self-censoring thereyou seem awfully polite
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Are you actually FreeFair using Bobby's old name?That would be the most tragic combination of B3tans imaginable.
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hmmmmmmmthis would be a good question.
i nominate: bella's begging and dole-scumming combined with rogerboresme's catbaiting for "most tragic combination" ever.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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i felt v sorry for her at first when her mum diedbut the fishing.... god the fishing.......... and then she turned nasty....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:29,
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As you well know, I have no sympathy for those sufferers of Matricide like Agnostic Antichrist.(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)
HahaDefinitely one of the best things you've ever written
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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Carping on all the timeI'd haddock enough of her
I hake it when someone goes on about fishing
etc...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:31,
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You're the best n00b in ages(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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This post seems quite difficult to understandyou keyboard dobbing mong
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:17,
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Are you me?you type like me, well except for the asterisks
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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you're not berthe wouldn't have fucked up the grammar.
truth fairy is bert.
you are bobby.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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"slag" implies i get laid frequentlyor could get laid frequently. both of which are true.
now go and show your jealousy somewhere else.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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Gosh, this is funHaven't had a proper mongoloid, abusive fuck wit in ages.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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why on earth would you sensor your swear words?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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The little sweety vending machine has been restocked. The one that was full of mint imperials, that nobody ever bought, is now full to the brim with smarties.
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After a weekend of birthday party food I am staying well away from ours(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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Was it your birthday?It was my wifes birthday on saturday, we went shopping and then out for dinner and were up until 5 drinking gin.
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It was my 2 year old son's birthdayWe had Thomas the Tank Engine cake AND Lightning McQueen cake!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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Does being a "dance" enthusiast turn you into a raging homosexual?(, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)
NahI was this camp before I took up Ballroom. Seriously though, gin?
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Gin, best of all the drinks(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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*attempts gin highfives**misses due to too much gin*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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Gin is fucking brilliantI can only drink so much wine before being too drunk to function, and you can only drink so much beer until you feel sick, but gin, with gin you can drink it all night and still feel right as rain the next day.
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My mate came 656th in the GNR at the weekend1:29:00
I was most impressed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:21,
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Bloody hellMy best time over 9 miles is 1:15 and I was chuffed as hell with that. The prospect of managing a further 4 miles in 14 minutes is terrifying
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I know!He is the absolute double of Steve Cram too.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:26,
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It went well thanks2:26:01 which I was pleased with. Sadly my international jet set lifestyle next year is going to interfere with my half marathon plans as I'll be in Australia during the brighton and bath runs.
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Excuse me while my heart doesn't bleed for youCongratulations on finishing in a decent time, you should be chuffed.
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I'm slightly scared about the Marathon Ballot.I'm scared that if I get a place, I'll feel obliged to run.
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Same hereAt least you've got 13 miles under your belt, my PB is 9 and it's only 7 months away. Ms Foxtrot is absolutely bricking herself that she'll get in and I won't
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If she gets in, I'll be sure to take care of her.If you know what I mean.
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I'll run along with her, making sure she keeps a steady paceif she wants to talk to take her mind of it I'll make light conversation, if she is feeling rough and just wants to grit her teeth and run in silence, I'll be quiet. If she starts thinking she needs to stop for a rest I'll encourage her to keep walking and then start jogging again as soon as possible, I'll keep any eye out for the drinks stations and let her know she's doing really well.
And when she crosses the finish line I'll high five her.
And when she's walking toward the bit where you get your goody bag I'll finger her quickly from behind.
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I know I certainly do.Comrade Quixote is a Nonsense. My working is that he has shit taste in films.
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Gonz is lovely, because he texted me when he said he would.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:23,
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I disagree on CQ's taste in films, as we like most of the same ones(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:24,
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No we don't you matrix loving buffoon! (
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Yes but I'm trying to emphasize our differences you fuck-knuckle!(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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No, I died in a fiery ball of flame and twisted metal on the M4.It was pretty, you should have brought marshmallows.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:27,
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Does this mean CQ, Noel and I can make Princess Di jokes again without being told off?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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Haha!That was FUCKING funny to read. Proper OOOOOOOOFFFF!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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I stand by my statements.Bitch got what she deserved.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Agree 100%90mph round Paris without a seatbelt = surefire death by front seat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:33,
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Basically.It should be used as a lesson for school children.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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Did you take a run up and mash it into her face, just so she got the full treatment?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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"Happy Birthday To You,Happy Birthday To You,
Happy Birthday dear..*smash*"
I think you should do it next year.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:39,
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That was a girl I used to work withand demonstrates what happens when b3ta meets real life.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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show's what happens when halfwits meet real life.I would have, and have, said the same in real life.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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b3ta and real life are like matter and anti-matterThey cannot mix without explosions
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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I'm not sure, I've introduced 2 b3tans to many of my friendsThat didn't go too badly, actually.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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OK, via Facebook comments then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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I will, magnanimously, forgive you for not liking mystery Men.Yay! I spelt "magnanimously" right first time!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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That's very kind of you.I certainly appreciate that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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As you should.We'll say no more about it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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You'll be able to pwn Bobby at the annual spelloff(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34,
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Every man Jack of you - and every woman Jill of you for that matter, is a cunt.This is only the start of your problems, though.
You are also helmets, spastics, flids, benders and cock-ends. And LARPers, WoWers and more irritating than the pubic lice I caught off your mum.
I would like you to not only fuck off, but also to die. Ideally in screaming agony. Immediately.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:35,
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Is this the sort of thing you were after?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:36,
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hahahhaaMARTIN 32 telecomms anal engineer from Norwich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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What did you like best in Needoo's?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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Yeah, sorry about thatThe whole time we were down there we only saw five of our many, many London based friends, four of whom we've known for YEARS - the other got us 3rd row tickets to Wicked for a pittance so it would've been remiss not to say thank you by buying her a drink afterwards. Internet randoms were not on the agenda. Next time. Maybe.
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Bastard.And after everything I've done for you....
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:58,
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Dry MeatI owe you and Amberl many thanks for recommending it. Frankly, everything we had was fantastic, the baby pumpkin was remarkable considering I don't generally like squashes. We went with 2 friends who live in London and they were unstinting in their praise for the place. The staff were fantastic and even got chatting to me about my piercings.
But you could have told me in advance that they don't sell beer.
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No worries, it gave Ms Foxtrot a good laughApparently the way my face fell when I tried and failed to order beer was hilarious. I certainly owe you a drink for the recommendation.
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Did you not just pop round the shop?When I went with Stunned poster we had to go back from more. Twice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:04,
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Yeah!Me and Al had beer. We could have brought you a couple, if you'd have invited us.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:54,
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Instead we were forced to sit on our own drinking our beerand killing strangers because we're such incredible hardnuts.
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Sometimes I think if we become any tougherAustralia will melt, or something.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:59,
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Fuck off thenand read the last line again
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Arse - ninja
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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I am only the student, oh ass master(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:40,
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Bollocks are you.You're a 10th-dan bot-nip and we all know it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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I've only acheived 3 DansTwo Steves and a Fred
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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Good to see you've cheered up since this morning you geriatric old coot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:43,
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Have I bollocks, you witless turd.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:45,
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The barren and unloved little walnuts you call 'balls' hardly count(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:46,
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Stop thinking about my testicles, you fucking weirdo.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:48,
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you brought them up in the first placeI don't need to see anything that's been gargled by Darth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:50,
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I love Tourette's, she is the best
But after she's been in the loo you wanna give it a rest
The smell will make you vom and your eyes will burn
Your face will contort into an award winning gurn
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:37,
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so mean AlI'm not going to invite you for ribs now
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:49,
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Hahahaha :DYou've got some rhythm there chuck :)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 19:29,
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that gonz *shakes head* he looks like he's never parted his hair, ever!(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:51,
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Too busy parting the fucking Red Sea.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:53,
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Gonz is Charlton Heston now?"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty grammar tutor!"
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It's just 'film, film, film' with you, isn't it?I was ACTUALLY referring to REAL HISTORICAL EVENTS that DEFINITELY HAPPENED - actually.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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Planet of the Apes really happened?Well, I never did...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:58,
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By the looks of you, it appears it did.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:11,
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Well, that was just cruel.Really, Monty, I expected more of you.
I'm not cross. I'm just disappointed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:14,
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When did Gonz part the Red Sea, then?Last Thursday before dinner, I suppose
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"You shall not pass!"Hang on, I think I've mixed up my fairytales here...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:57,
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I DEMAND THE FINEST WINES KNOWN TO HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:05,
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Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth! (
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 17:09,
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