The little sweety vending machine has been restocked.
The one that was full of mint imperials, that nobody ever bought, is now full to the brim with smarties.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

After a weekend of birthday party food I am staying well away from ours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Was it your birthday?
It was my wifes birthday on saturday, we went shopping and then out for dinner and were up until 5 drinking gin.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

It was my 2 year old son's birthday
We had Thomas the Tank Engine cake AND Lightning McQueen cake!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I'm curious
Does getting married turn you into a woman?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Does being a "dance" enthusiast turn you into a raging homosexual?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'd say yes on both counts.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Nah
I was this camp before I took up Ballroom. Seriously though, gin?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Gin FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Gin, best of all the drinks

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:34, Reply)

*attempts gin highfives*
*misses due to too much gin*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Gin is fucking brilliant
I can only drink so much wine before being too drunk to function, and you can only drink so much beer until you feel sick, but gin, with gin you can drink it all night and still feel right as rain the next day.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

AL
How did the half marathon go?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:20, Reply)

My mate came 656th in the GNR at the weekend
1:29:00

I was most impressed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Bloody hell
My best time over 9 miles is 1:15 and I was chuffed as hell with that. The prospect of managing a further 4 miles in 14 minutes is terrifying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I know!
He is the absolute double of Steve Cram too.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:26, Reply)

about 13 miles

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Just over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:22, Reply)

It went well thanks
2:26:01 which I was pleased with. Sadly my international jet set lifestyle next year is going to interfere with my half marathon plans as I'll be in Australia during the brighton and bath runs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Excuse me while my heart doesn't bleed for you
Congratulations on finishing in a decent time, you should be chuffed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm slightly scared about the Marathon Ballot.
I'm scared that if I get a place, I'll feel obliged to run.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Same here
At least you've got 13 miles under your belt, my PB is 9 and it's only 7 months away. Ms Foxtrot is absolutely bricking herself that she'll get in and I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:30, Reply)

If she gets in, I'll be sure to take care of her.
If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I don't
Please elaborate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'll run along with her, making sure she keeps a steady pace
if she wants to talk to take her mind of it I'll make light conversation, if she is feeling rough and just wants to grit her teeth and run in silence, I'll be quiet. If she starts thinking she needs to stop for a rest I'll encourage her to keep walking and then start jogging again as soon as possible, I'll keep any eye out for the drinks stations and let her know she's doing really well.


And when she crosses the finish line I'll high five her.


And when she's walking toward the bit where you get your goody bag I'll finger her quickly from behind.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I know I shouldn't
but I Like This
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:49, Reply)