Because I'm old and hot.
Ask anyone who's met me. Apart from Chompy and Wormulus.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There's more to catching my eye than just being old and of a high temperature.
So your story is you're elderly and sweaty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yeah! that about sums me up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Sexy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I no rite.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

OK you two
Meet in Leeds, yeah?

Dozer is in York, BGB is in Todmorden - the mid point is Bradford and this place is bad enough as it is without explosive loins clashing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Ah, Todmorden, home of Dr Harold Shipman.
He loved Indian takeaways- 'ooh, I could murder a naan'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Didn't know he was from Tod
He was my granny's GP for ages when she lived in Hyde.
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Well, he killed his first old lady there.
Then he moved to Hyde.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Wikipedia seem to think he isn't from Todmorden
maybe you should edit his page.
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I got it wrong.
But he did kill an old lady there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Sage words, Marrer.
They should heed them.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)

You are a shocking individual
And I ought not to reply to you at all.

But as it is, I'm off to bed now and I'd like you understand that I'll sleep comfortably.

Whereas you - you fucking terrible unreconstructed THUG - you'll sleep on a nest of vipers - VIPERS - sent down by the lord or some sort of lord to fuck you over rather badly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Hey, man! It was a long time ago, yeah?
Just let it go, man!
Are you like this with Jews, about Jesus?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)

They are far less important in the great scheme of things than your ex-in laws
VIPERS! And not shitty rubber snakes off Blackpool seafront.

Real proper snakes with all fangs and that, and it's no less than you deserve for your awful vandalising and stuff.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Though if you want to be pedantic, the midpoint is somewhere between Shipley and Otley.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Which is probably my house then.
Ace.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

haha Todmorden
brilliant
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I'm not from Tod.
I just live here.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I haven't met you have I?

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Yes, at my bash last October.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I've met you too?

( WormuIus, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Yep.
'fraid so.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:00, Reply)

We understand that we may not be members of the middle temple or child prodigy vioilinists but we are quite discernable by our quirky exterior.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)

My long flappy leather coat
is being retired for the present and replaced with my new leather U-boat captain coat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

it might just be cold enough by the bash for me to dig out my flappy leather coat
we could have a coat-off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Now that would be awesome.
I should judge as I'm not biased.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I suspect Dav will win, his coat sounds cooler.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Think Christopher Eccleston as the Doctor.
It's pretty similar.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Can't wait to see it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I was trying on Russian Army Dispatch Riders coats last year in Poland.
I think I may just need to have another look this November...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 20 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

We've been through this before.
Yes we have but there were several young female b3tans around at the time to distract you.

Not that I'm complaining but I'm a big lass and very hard to miss.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:55, Reply)