ALso
you know you're wrong. I am a Man of Steel.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:19, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You mean wood.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Nope, steel
Monty has commented on it many times, it's his little nicky name for me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

this post is not remotely gay
oh no
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

No, not at all.
Honestly woman you have gay on the brain. not surprising really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Oooooooo!
Comrade and Monty
sitting in a tree
Along comes Blousie
Because it's all about me
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

haha!
Class
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Those para boots give it away, really.

(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Nerves of steel
Balls of iron
Nob of butter
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

The butter acts as a lube.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)

If it wasn't so floppy in the first place you'd find it much easier to marmalade it in.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

If Monty's anus were not so tight and virginal my massive member would enter more easily
is what I think you're trying to say.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Not quite
Monty spent so much of the 80s off his tits on MDs that he's probably been unknowingly bummed by so many mangy junkies that his rusty sheriff's badge resembles the Channel Tunnel.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:53, Reply)

And still it's a tight fit
for me at least.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Nonsense man, it would be like opening the window and shagging the night

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:31, Reply)

you'll be a man of fucking raw mangled flesh
if you don't change that fucking sig.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm sorry?
Are you not a fan of Shakespere?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:40, Reply)