I saw this female lawyer who beleived a marketing gimmick about trainers toning your legs
alt: I have eggy sandwiches and waitrose crisps, and I'm going to meet up with the fella at lunchtime
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:31, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

psssst.
There's actually a fairly sound biological argument behind them. Not that, of course, they'll help a tiny bit if you aren't also excercising and eating properly of course.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

HI BERT! they have toned my legs and ass. this is undeniable.
the reason being that i spent £100 on them, so then i started walking 7 miles home about 4 days a week. so i don't give a flying fuck if the trainers actually work or not, the effect has been the same. and they are VERY comfortable. and this pair was only £40 - bargain.

fella sister
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I've always wondered how people eat cold egg sandwiches from supermarkets or gas stations.
The thought makes me gag worst than tuna.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I like egg sarnies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

You are a wrong'un and no mistake

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I like a nice fried egg or scambled egg sandwich, but not one that has been kept in a fridge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Cold egg whites, with no flavour, congealing down your throat, filling your mouth with a cold unflavour as you bite into it.
Grim grim grim.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Anything premixed with mayo is pretty vile
I had a Tuna Mayo sandwich a while back, I could have eaten the filling with a straw FFS.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

NO, WITH A SPOON!!111!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)