let's talk about sexy things
Favorite song to "do it" to?
Favorite sexy underthings?

Alt: which b3tan would you do?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:01, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

None
Traditional stocking/suspenders I guess

None of you, you're revolting.
( WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I suspect that this thread will be about as sexy as HIV.

( WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:05, Reply)

There's a pretty good thread on /talk

( WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:07, Reply)

You should all go and have a look

( WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

i'm sorry it wont be as sexy as spending your evenings painting watercolours

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I don't use watercolours
although the painting I'm working on is quite sexy, if you like that sort of thing.
( WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:11, Reply)

as sexy as godzilla raping a t-rex?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:12, Reply)

this sounds HOT

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:14, Reply)

hells yeah, all that hot roaring grunting hump action

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:16, Reply)

It features a human in a state of undress
so I think it qualifies as sexier than whatever the fuck you were on about.
( WormuIus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:14, Reply)

i suppose it depends on what type of human youre talking about really

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:15, Reply)

ah
so it turns out you paint porn and claim it to be art, then, eh?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:18, Reply)

watercolours are a ladys passtime, cap'n
I doubt you'll find wormulus would paint such vulgar things
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I don't think I've ever deliberately fucked to a song
although we did once get it on in the last half an hour of a disney film and carried on whilst it went on to the menu, which just played a 20 second clip of cheery kid-movie music. Slightly disconcerting, but we were too busy to find the remote and stop it.
I used to have quite a collection of corsets, but I got rid of them all when they got too big. I love wearing stockings and suspenders but finding places that sell nice matching bra/pants/suspender belt is a ballache.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:21, Reply)

once when i was with a guy my favorite song came on the tv, it sort of gets you into it more

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:25, Reply)

This post will be a lot funnier if you say it happned when you were being fucked up the Gary by the deaf bloke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:26, Reply)

his name was jason
He was turned on the classic rock station
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:28, Reply)

was
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:30, Reply)

To get him in the mood for lovin'
Did you just say, 'Hey, Jason... 97.2FM'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:30, Reply)

he had it pre-set, bow chicka wow wow

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I don't really have a favourite song
tennis boy has been known to stop mid shag when his favourite band came on when i've left music playing in the living room. Also slightly disconcerting, but at least I laughed and he carried on afterwards.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I hope his favourite song is this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwKV__zHtPY
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

On a train using mobile internet
please to explain.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:36, Reply)

It's the BBC theme tune to Wimbledon.
I wsa going to add that I hope he insists you making a 'grunting' noise during sex, in the style of whoever is his favourite female tennis player at that time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Pfft
I only watched wimbledon for the first time this year and even then it was only the highlights on iplayer. So I wouldn't have recognised it most likely!
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:55, Reply)

ew why'd he stop? to enjoy the song? weirdo

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

It was a bit strange
but I think it was partly to enjoy the song and partly to give himself a breather.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:38, Reply)

are you still together? if so, going well? if not, shall i prank call him?
I've been out of the loop
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

yeah, quite happily so
to my surprise. I expected him to have tired of me by now and I am delighted that this is not the case.
/is worryingly smitten
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:52, Reply)

So do I need to buy a new hat?
I seem to remember it was me telling you to go for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:54, Reply)

you know what?
I used to be quite horrified by the idea of marriage and weddings and all that stuff. But I'd say yes if he asked. I really, really like this one.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Also, it's worth remembering that the first marriage doesn't count.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:04, Reply)

yeah, that's the practise one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Don't be horrible
it's rare that I get this attached and mushy, so don't spoil it for me. I can honestly say this is the first relationship I've been in where I genuinely wanted to spend and could see myself spending the rest of my life with them. You know, kids and mortgage and all that crap.
Of course, I haven't told him this and it'll probably never happen. But here's hoping, eh?
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:10, Reply)

:D
then genuinely I wish you good luck. And you probably should tell him one day, he might feel the same way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Oww, bless.
Do you think TB feels the same?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:12, Reply)

he says some very sweet things
not often, but occasionally. And he does sometimes joke that I need to get a better job so we can buy a house with a massive garage for all the classic cars we want.. ditto joking about getting a dog. I dunno. I don't want to get all serious on him and scare him off, he says he loves me and I'm happy with that for now.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:18, Reply)

The 'L' word is a big step.
Of course, if he really loved you, he'd get a really really good job, so you could either give up work altogether, or you could just keep doing a job you like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:20, Reply)

academia and children do not mix well
sooner or later I will probably end up in the nhs anyway. the pay is still pants but at least there are more prospects.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:25, Reply)

You might have got your PhD by then!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:27, Reply)

meh, unlikely
masters, maybe. And post-doc roles and children go even less well together than the job I'm in now. Especially since I'd be 30or more by the time I finished my phd, then i'd need to have at least one job before kids or risk ruining my career before it's even begun. so that's mid-30s at least. leaving it awfully late, I can't deal with lack of sleep now, I'd be hopeless when I was old.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Does that mean I've never been married then?
Cos' sure as shit I ain't doing it again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I know where you can get a decent corset.
Ann summers.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Those 50 quid ones which come in red or black?
they're not all that great. Vollers for preference, or Diva. Fairygothmother have a lot online which are nice/sexy rather than alternative.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:35, Reply)

No sexy clothing comes from Ann Summers

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

alright Amberl?
You didn't specify what the 'pretty damn good' and 'execrable' musics are, nor why I am not as suave as I think.

Explain yourself young lady.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:39, Reply)

The really suave never need to say they are
and your KRS-One is execrable taste. Some of your links have been fine.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

KRS One is fantastic.
Yo stop frontin' and use ya head.

Sage advice, Amberl, sage advice indeed.

Name names re the good stuff though, DJs always need feedback.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I dunno
some of their bra sets can be quite pretty, particularly the knickerbox ones. but most of them are hideous, I agree.
(berk, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Most (not all)
just look a bit tacky. And their hideous dressing up clothes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Either Nine Inch Nails 'Closer' or Joy Division's New Dawn Fades.
Stockings and heels. On her, not me.

Alt- All of you. Form an orderly queue please.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:29, Reply)

when i was a kid "closer" freaked me out, only because of the video, but i quite like it now
Proper filth
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Have you seen the Star Trek version?
Lolz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:33, Reply)

no, describe it to me

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Spock and Kirk, sepia, homoeroticism.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

sexy

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:42, Reply)

The Birdie song

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:31, Reply)

is this anything like rockin' robin?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:37, Reply)

No
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz6iENNnf08
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 18:43, Reply)

mens' pants are rarely deliberately sexy
but I reckon when you can make out bum-shape, that's a good thing. Unless they have a crap bum in which case there's not much going to salvage that.

Yeah - I totally just objectified men and their bums

alt: still hoping someone I've met here is hot and not too picky. It's unlikely, but you never know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Top Objectifying Cap'n. *salutes*
I have sexy Communist Pants. Thus far they have been either appreciatedd or laughed at by 2 whole women! I am proud of this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:15, Reply)

the half-women were not so impressed
being rather more distracted from teh fact that they had been cloven in two
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:23, Reply)

No opinion on music, not done that kind of thing in years.
Favorite under-things: none at all.

Alt: No comment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:16, Reply)

As for favourite music...
I reackon TD would want to listen to TMS on the wireless.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Except when Boycott started spouting his shite
Then I'd smack her face in, because if Boycott does it, it must be right.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:28, Reply)

You could poke at her clunge with a biro
And make insightful comments about her crack.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I don't think I'd do that
It sounds rather tawdry, although if Boycott says it's right I'll do it because he's always right.

Now, I'm going to do something VERY radical. Fire up the central heating.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Music - it's a moment, not a soundtrack.
Undergarments - of little relevance. Ornamental. I enjoy ornaments, and architecture, but they're transitory.

Alt: I'm sorting out this fat, misanthropic, ill tempered b3tan at the moment. I have no better offers.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:26, Reply)

woah! CERN reckon they might've
found neutrinos going faster than light! I had a hamster called Neutrino, he was pretty quick.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Not really bothered about music but a slow quiet song in the background is nice sometimes.
I like men nekkid or wearing women's knickers.

Alt: All of you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 19:57, Reply)

We three kings of Leicester Square
Wearing ladies underwear,
they're fantastic,
loose elastic ,
only a fiver a pair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Georgie Best - Superstar
Wears womens knickers

And a frilly bra
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:10, Reply)

haha! I know that one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Jesus Christ - Superstar
Rides down town on a Yamaha
Did a skid
Hit a flid
Broke his leg on a dustbin lid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:13, Reply)

spiderman spiderman
skidding around in the frying pan
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Ciderman, Ciderman.
Drink it out of a cider can.
Swigs the dregs. Everytime.
If there's no beer, he'll drink wine.
Look out. Here comes the ciderman!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

is this your theme tune?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Not anymore.
I've given up cider. Except on special occasions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)