I didn't pick on any losers apart from you.
On Saturday I did call Tony Blair's right hand man a flash bastard then drink all of his booze. I'm well tough me.
( wanderlust, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Come back when you've chinned Balls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

*stifles joke about Darth being expert at Balls on chin*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

*suspects Sporto of being rather slow on the uptake*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I didn't want to make the joke about lusty
FFS, I WAS BEING NICE HERE! !11!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

*bullies*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*spazzes out in playground, fists whirling*
*accidently punches teacher*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Who is TB's right hand man then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

The only recognisable one I can think of was Alistair Campbell

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

My mate 'K-Dog'
A member of my old work. He's a good guy and I hadn't seen him for a while, so spent Saturday afternoon in his swanky flat in St Katherine's dock drinking champagne.
( wanderlust, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Just so you know, I was doing _nothing_ on saturday night, and would have come with you, if I, you know, erm, er, had an invite.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Your invitation must have been lost in the post.
Next time yeah?
( wanderlust, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

The postman is always stealing my invites to glamorous doos =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

He was a special advisor not a front line politician.
He looks like Peter Hook, but is much less of a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

I didn't know Joey Deacon knew anything about politics

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Your second sentence is completely redundant.
Seeing as *everyone on the planet* is much less of a cunt than Peter Hook.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

^ FACT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

^ classic QOTW lies

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Needs MOAR Accord

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)