Your mum probably had it tattooed around her anus and you read it last night as you were rimming her.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:29, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oh Alphonse, just when you were having a reasoned conversation for a moment.
sometimes I think you really do not want to be liked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

At what point were we being reasonable?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I said something wrong.
You corrected me, in perfect civility, with pertinent facts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah, and then I suggested the most likely explanation for your inital mistake.
It's not my fault you don't like people to know about your mums tattoos.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

In the same way it's not my fault you stopped being funny.
Edit: ny
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I like this

( broadsword, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

see
this kind of thing makes me smile.

crude, slightly surreal... vintage al.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm suggesting that this guy likes to stick his tongue up his mothers anus. A suggestion which is most likely true by the way.
How can you not see that this is a truly horrible thing for any rational person to suggest? And yet you find it funny.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

i find it funny because you know it's not true
you're not looking for something truly personal about him, forming your own views on it, and then sticking the knife into it. and then coming back, like a dog to its own vomit, to link to it later on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)