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Christ on a bike, this is tedious.
Where is everybody's wit and intelligence this morning/afternoon?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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latest was 14 years ago)
bed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:06,
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Sounds like a good place to be.
I'll be honest, I rather wish I was still there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:08,
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Me too.
Edit for clarity and pandering: Mine or yours, I'm not fussed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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If your name changes keep up at the rate they're going,
you'll be 'Q' by xmas.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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Something about Star Trek
or summat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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I could go with "Q, The winged Serpent" this time.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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I wouldn't get that reference either
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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Q, better than M
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:15,
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I think this one is something to do with James Bond
I'm not sure I'm enough of a nerd to understand what is said round here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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fuck off then, non-nerd.
Only saddos and virgins allowed here...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:17,
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and lolfatties
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:20,
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and emotional retards
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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And finally we reach my category.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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My nerdism is simply in other disciplines
I'll raise my hand to saddo, but I'll leave lolfatty for Al/Bobby/other fatty and virgin for The Luggage.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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And freefare.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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I thought noncery was his field...?
That and thread-deleting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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No.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:32,
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You mean torybot
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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As a woman on the internet, my category is 'doesn't exist'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:24,
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I thought you qualified your existence by being fat?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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this joke have already been made.
I'm open to suggestions for lengthening it again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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Porn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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I bet you are, you filthy beast
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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'Desmond Llewelyn'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:16,
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Your place or mine?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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That depends.
When were your sheets last changed?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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Sunday actually
Spunk free, I promise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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I'll be round in ten
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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+years
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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you'rs is in some gahstly northern hole, so mine please.
BTW will you be at The Pier, or Monty's bash or the upcoming Manc Bash, to I may sneer at you in person?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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Alas, I cannot
Whippets don't walk themselves you know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:12,
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On all three of those occasions?
Dear me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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I don't think I need to tell you what my sordid brain read there....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:13,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:14,
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Ey Ooop Lass, I'm joost off t'kennels t' milk t'whippets.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:22,
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'as tha got thy flat cap on?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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Ay Lass, Ah hast.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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Whippet milk is good in t'ea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:23,
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I'd have thought it'd curdle.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:25,
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not if you drink it from the source
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:26,
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I'm working.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:09,
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first time for everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:10,
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Sounds rubbish
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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This^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 12:11,
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