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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sure I have Alzheimers
I forget loads of stuff, to the annoyance of Mrs Cow

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I like how 'alzheimers' sounds like to me 'old timers', and the symptoms of it are generally what old people tend to get.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
It sounds fucking terrifying
Must be really scary to have
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Makes Christmas more fun though
Every present is a surprise!

Also, you get to hide your own Easter Eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Yup, Aunty Babs has it, along with like 10 other mental conditions.
She's had it all her life, can't be easy at all, it's hard on the family too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:41, Reply)
On the plus side at least you're always meeting new people.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:21, Reply)
...and at least I don't have Alzheimers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)
To be fair it doesn't sound like the worst disease in the world.
For example, Terry Pratchett has absolutely no idea about the literary shite he's plagued the world with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I'm just waiting for him to forget how to breathe.
Then I shall have the biggest wank of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Ironically you'll have to forget how to breathe/just intentionally stop to have the biggest wank of your life,
Erotic asphyxiation init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:30, Reply)
If it's good enough for David Carradine, it's good enough for Monty!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I imagine that they look very similar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Alas, if Monty's Kung Fu is not strong, he'll go the same way.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:33, Reply)
We should all club together to buy him a plane ticket to Switzerland

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:28, Reply)

together to buy him a plane ticket to Switzerland him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:22, Reply)

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