She's either engaged or married, not worth it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*shrugs*
Not actually trying to get in her knickers you understand, looks rather too young anyways, but I do tend to agree on this point.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Haha
This is why it pisses me off!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:40, Reply)

She doesn't even have a facebook.
I'm going to presume she looks like eaither Nancy From Hollyoaks as a default.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

More like a young Davina Macall.
if memory serves.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)

ha, that's a new one.
I'm usually told its either Avril Lavigne, or Zoe Slater from Eastenders, which I think is just from having long brown hair really
(DeeDee, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

YOU AIN'T MY MUVVA!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Well, obviously.
She's alive for a start.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Haha, oof.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I did wonder briefly if that was going too far

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Not to worry, I believe Al still has the monopoly on that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Well, yes, this seems fair.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

It was a truly magnificent post that won him the crown.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I think I vaguely remember.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:00, Reply)

No harm in posting it again
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm open to further pictures, to give a more balanced opinion, you understand

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind

(DeeDee, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

*insert standard pervy comment*
I must be getting old, I can't be bothered any more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

What, what? You look like Avril Lavigne or Zoe Slater?
I don't get it, that's a bit like saying that I look a bit like Will Smith and Will Young.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

well, I don't think I actually look like either of them,
I just have long brown hair
(DeeDee, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Ohh, ok.
I think you should post a photo of yourself sitting on top of the washingmachine with the spincycle set to 40 degrees on eco wash with a load weighing in no more than 25kg.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Thanks guys (!)

(DeeDee, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Don't worry. I'll protect you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

By sheilding their face with your cock.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Does she have a particularly small face?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:51, Reply)

it's about 1cm wide and 5cm long.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

That big? Wow!
I can only dream of such girth.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Think nothing of it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 16:45, Reply)