Bored of housework I meant, hoping this place would be more entertaining.
Hi creaky b3th.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*creaks*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)

*proffers oil*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I asked the old feller to come to PIERBASH, but he wasn't interested.
Therefore I can slut it *right* up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Did you say, 'Husband. Want to see me slag it right up on Friday?'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I told him the boys thought he sounded cool and wanted to meet him.
He said they'd all laugh at hi,m for being old and then laugh at me for marrying him, and anyway you're all too artistic for him and he'd have nothjing in common with you.

Or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Liar.
I'll bet you said 'I suggested you came along, but the boys said 'no'.'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Yeah, that's entirely what happened.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I'll bet you had to agree to let him administer his special 'sore throat' cure so you could go out without him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I'm totally not artistic.
I is an engineer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I told him taht, too
but he's a miserable old fucker who goes out of his way to not be happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Oh well tell him I said Hi anyway.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Did he say "artistic" or "autistic"?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

No, autistic is him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Excellent.
The first ever b3ta pier-based orgy it is then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

*Wonders if they still have the 'fun house' attraction*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Apparently it's a very good one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Is it a whole lot of fun, prizes to be won.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)

That looks like it should be a question...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:23, Reply)

She hasn't stopped dancing yet!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Why don't you get a job on the pier.
We could pick up an application form on Friday and complete it in the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

That would be ACE
and not at all a waste of my impressive skillzorz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Running the prize bingo would be more fun than working in a charity shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

But you'd be able to make loads of Birmingham based grannies say 'fuck'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:18, Reply)