not sure I am
I think the right thing is never to touch anything again. All the lights are now gone in my bathroom and the bog seat's fallen off. i need to not be near things.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

For god's sake, don't touch your camera!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

+s

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Or your clunge.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

noted

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Put on the oven gloves and go to bed then, tomorrow will be a better day.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41, Reply)

That would also help with the clunge-touching

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

no it won't
computer will still be broken and I will still be me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Casn you take it in to the friendly IT bod at work tomorrow?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:43, Reply)

This is an idea
I could talk to the department. There was a guy we trapped in the staff room the other day and made him fix all our computers. Perhaps I'll go and find him. ta
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

ten bob says it was him that spiked you with the virus.
We're a vindictive bunch of cunts and no mistake
( Kroney, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:52, Reply)

He could have done it so that you'd go to him for help.
Perhaps he fancies the arse off you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:53, Reply)

different computer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)

You coming for lunch Saturday Kroney?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54, Reply)

Types VERY FAST!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Did the case of Gary Glitter teach you nothing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Don't go to PC World?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Don't be a nonce

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I'm not a nonce.
it's one of the few thing I've not been accused of, no idea why.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Stop talking nonce-sense.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

It's a Fuckin' disgrace!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)

statistically speaking it is likely to be less crap.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Any clues as to what caused the bog seat to fall off....
Or have you got nothing to go on?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

badum tisch

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, Reply)

*BEAMS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

*BELMS*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Haha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'm not exactly flushed with success

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45, Reply)

He's pulling your chain!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:46, Reply)

i should log a complaint

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I think you'd be pissing in the wind if you think that'll help.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Thanks Thanks Thanks Armitage Shanks!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBgHDSzd6BI
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Stop taking the piss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:48, Reply)

This thread is shit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OplEWePVtJM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I can't keep a straight faeces.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Well, most people 'curl one' out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:55, Reply)

My Internet is a bit hit and miss. Can you cable me?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:57, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Still on for lunch on Saturday, Captain?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:02, Reply)

CAPTAIN!
It's an internet HARDMAN'S lunch. So get me name right. 'else I'll pinch you dead hard on the arm and give you a chinese burn.

(But yes, I'm up for lunch).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11, Reply)