why aren't you cunts awake right meow?
I want to chit chat :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:11, 31 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm up now.
Woke up at 5am and couldn't get back to sleep.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 6:33, Reply)

Good morning ladies
And how are we on this fine morning?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 7:46, Reply)

Tired and stressed.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:05, Reply)

Well, I must say...
... this is one hell of a chit-chat!
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:09, Reply)

Conversation is my forte.
I excelled at finishing school in chit chat.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:16, Reply)

Quite clearly
People will be talking about this particular chit-chat for years to come. Kristine must be delighted with the results so far! Soon, I will be eating bacon. My morning will be improving 100 fold because of this. Yesterday, there was no bacon and it made me sad. BACON! INNA ROLL!
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:19, Reply)

Impressive lurkage their old bean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:05, Reply)

It's not bad
And it's my 6th birthday thingie here soon, so I'd better get around to sending Rob some cash so that I can enjoy a thorough candleage.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 10:21, Reply)

But I thought you were on holiday this week?

(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Have you thought about listening to that "I reckon you'll miss me 'cus you altered the way you kissed me" song by that Example fella?
It has some good 'do do do do' bits.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Kristine, have you heard of "Make it or break it" ?
It's without a doubt the worst TV show I've ever seen in my entire life ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:15, Reply)

I feel like I've barely slept.
Ugh, am knackered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Me heap knackered too.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Been up since 6am as the babba decided it was play time...
My legs feel like they are full of broken glass after my run yesterday
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Morning K
How are you today?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

She's fucked off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Charming
Enjoying fatherhood sir?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Not bad at all...hard work but worth it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Good innit?!
My two managed to both sleep in today - AT THE SAME TIME!

Trouble is, it is Tuesday, and hence it was a fucking right old run around this morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Mine was up just before 6 crying, thought she might be hungry
but actually she just wanted some attention and was all smiles and giggles once she saw me, it makes it hard to be annoyed with her for waking me up early!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

This^
Damn kids with their cute smiles. Stop you from being annoyed at them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

You remember in Beethoven 2
there's a guy who wants to test bullets on stray dogs. Do you think that actually happens?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Where did that thought come from?
Have you been eating cheese again?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Oscar nominated Beethoven 2 no less
More useless dog-based-comedy-sequel facts as they come in.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I await these facts (if they are indeed facts) with baited breath

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

The pet Jack Russell of Leicester-based R&B behemoth Mark Morrison was due to appear in the film Look Who's Talking Now
Two weeks into filming Morrison got into a wage dispute with the producers and called for a 'return of the Jack'

Fuck off, I'm bored.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I like that Hotel For Dogs film.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Most bullet testing
is done with ballistics gel, right? I imagine they test some of them hunting too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

That was Beethoven, not Beethoven 2, according to Wikipedia

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Add me to the knackered and in a lousy mood pile.
So, apologies in advance to who ever I call a shitcunt today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 9:49, Reply)