Depends if the fried egg is runny and whether you'd have to lick the yolk off afterwards
that stuff is sticky. Also, age of the nun etc.

Yes. Hasn't everyone? Sometimes you just can't be bothered with pants or can't find a clean pair. I have, in one of my more classy moments, taken my pants off during a night out and whispered 'I'm not wearing any pants, shall we go home?' to my other half. I wasn't remotely interested in any no-pants action, I just wanted to leave the club and go to bed. I fell asleep on him in the taxi.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:52, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did he wake you up by slapping you around the face with his cock?
he probably should have done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

No, he whined and complained so much when we got home
that I had to give him a half hearted nosh just to get him to shut the fuck up so I could go back to sleep.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

If he whined about it, you should have ignored him.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Yes, I should have
but I knew it wouldn't take long and it was the easiest way to shut him up.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

sharp blow behind the ear with a heavy item should be the easiest way to shut him up..

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Either he went off like a volcano
or you give spectacular head
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

The former in this case sadly
although the latter as well of course.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Of course
There is no way for me to continue this conversation without looking like a colossal pervert, sadly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

and that stops people on here, does it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Ha, this.

(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I try to keep my colossal perversity to texts
Obviously I don't always succeed, as you know better than most
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Keep it going Darth
I'm almost there
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:14, Reply)

*offers MYSTERY PRIZE for first tit-gaz*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, Reply)

i bet it worked like a charm on him, though
like when i confessed to having couriered a pair of pants to the bloke, even vipros had to admit it would work on him if his missus did it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

He was due a ball-and-chain attachment operation recently wasn't he?
I assume that's why he's not about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah, that and his new job.
he has been on briefly, I believe it all went well.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Good to hear
Thank you. I sent him a message on FB on what I hope was the right day. Never replied. As if he had anything better to do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

New job and that.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

*rips open outer envelope*
*peels away inner glue sealant*
*realises it's not glue*
*voms*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Was it delivered in one of these?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Yeah, I think if I ever had to go away for a few weeks I might try that
it'd either go very well, or very badly.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

i hadn't been seeing him very long
so i suggested it half-jokingly and it went down so well that i actually did it. i wouldn't have done it out of the blue just in case.

you might get the odd guy who thinks you're a weirdo. but my honest view is that most guys would be thrilled, mostly by the effort, but also by the naughtiness.

guys??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Depends if they'd fit me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

It would at least get points for effort.
I can't see it being a bad thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, Reply)

How are things going with him?
did you resolve the weirdness?
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:09, Reply)

friday we are going to alton towers then out for dinner
sunday we are going to an all day boat party rave and then out for dinner

i'll let you know after that...!

in the meantime, i have kind of clocked someone new. so there is a plan b...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Please do not refer to me as that badly-shaven vole in a suit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:18, Reply)

arf arf

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

This bloke of yours enjoys running, grooming and - apparently - bumming
Therefore I am very obviously your type
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

There are raves in the daytime?
are you still bashing it up on Saturday though?
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

i think so!
you and amberl are still staying regardless, although i need you to bring sleeping bags as my flatmate now has her parents over from the states, so you'll both be in my room with me! (i do have a campbed)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Ah cool, thank you :)
I had better behave myself then, so I don't end up lurching out of your bedroom and being sick on someone.
(berk, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I believe Amberl takes a couple of hammocks everywhere with her

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Hur hur

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

you can choke like that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

haha, nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)