To be frank, neither can I.
If it wasn't for Al and Tourettes and Lusty, I'd bail.
( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:25, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ooh charming
don't want to see you either ;)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Oh. Sorry - I thought you weren't going to any of it.
You're still planning on attending the evening debacle then?
( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

you see,
If we could only get BGB and Amberl at the lunch, there would be no need for the bash to even happen
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

DO IT!

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Lunch will depend on my parents giving me money
and a weigh in session the day before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

fuck weigh ins, you'll shit out half your colon the next day after those chillis

(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Rosemary Conley knew fuck all, really.

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Mambo italiano my arse.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

*applauds*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I've always been fine before
stomach of iron
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I have intestines of paper.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I doubt we can make lunch.
I have a very important errand to do and have promised to meet Gonz.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

WHAT IS HAPPENING THAT EVERYONE IS DOING FOR LUNCH THAT I AM NOT DOING?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Gaz Al...

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I expect a written invite tomorow at the even secreter mid week pre bash bash.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

What's everyone doing that I should be doing ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I think I was so busy focusing on the boring cunts and twats that are attending said bash
that I quite forgot that some people I like are going.
I shall still sulk though.
( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I shall endevour to cheer you up by getting very drunk and making a twat of myself.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Oh yay!

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I shall start by telling everyone how much I love them, in great detail.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Oh, you heard I was going, did you?
Calling me both a cunt and a twat is a bit unnecessary, though
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Ha-ha - you actually plan to go?

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

i might have to do that too, although i will still get to see amberl and berk, as they are sleeping at mine
in which case we have to get the original planned dinner with monty etc back on track...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:28, Reply)

what? we are having dinner, it's just a dinner for internet hardnuts
And self obsessed attention seeking spastic who think shoving lemon juice up their arse is a route to weight loss aren't welcome.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Why do you have to be so mean to me Al?
And it was lime juice for your information, and I lost 67 grams after I took off my shoes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

yes, al
sorry, al. my mistake, al.

i forgot that nobody else on here is allowed to arrange dinner except you.

to put it plainly and simply, i was referring to a different social occasion, and one that has nothing to do with YOU, ok?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yes to this!

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

that's swipey you know?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Yes...I'm working stuff out here after ignoring the place for a while :)

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

it has been considerably shitter without you
and noel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I've been busy...
plus sweet jesus christ there are some very, very boring people on here atm.
I hope I shall see you soon.
( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I KNOW
it has made me much more boring, there's nothing to do but snipe at people. which i actually find tedious and depressing. the only thing more boring is work...

i may see you sat. but if not, let's do dinner and lots of booze before the end of october! x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Dont' do it clendrix, she's promised me dinner every month now for nearly a year.
She'll say she'll do dinner, but really she'll put it off and off, and in the mean time you don't make any other dinner plans because you don't want to be a dinner-cheat, while she's dinner patnered off with someone who she doesn't even like having dinner with.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:53, Reply)

ooof!
you know you are invited too, as is TGB! and monty!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Yes, certainly!

( thealternativefact, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)