Sammy Davis Jnr.?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Jack Benny: "What's your handicap?"
Sammy Davis Jr: "Talk about handicap — I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew."

In case you don't understand, he was asking about his golf handicap
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Ah, he was making it up
A black, Jewish, half-blind Puerto Rican proving to a prejudiced American public that all you need to become rich and famous is a ludicrous amount of talent and very well-connected friends? I heard he was actually a blonde caucasian with 20/20 vision who blacked up for sympathy lols.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:07, Reply)

You're driveling again Foxtrot
It must be the syphilis.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

We've all done that

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Not I
There are no black people in Norwich
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Well of course not.
That would mean someone had gone outside of their own family gene pool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Do sheep count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)

No, you're thinking of horses. And dogs. But only if you train them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Ahh, right
Cheers
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

SPEAK NOT THE DEVIL'S TONGUE

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:16, Reply)