wait...
Liam's defintely a cunt. Noel's definitely a cunt. Is there a third Gallagher on the grassy knoll?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:04, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not a clue.
Sorry, I know very little about Oasis except for their epic shitness.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:06, Reply)

They supported my mate's band in the early nineties.
they were cunts then, too

/my only "tesco value Monty" rock'n'roll story.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

There is a fat brother called Paul
But he is also a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Yes.
I believe he's called Paul, or something. He wasn't enough of a twat to join the group.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Rumour has it that Noel can be a nice bloke
as long as he's a) not talking about his astonishingly inept musicianship, of which he is bizarrely proud, and b) in the company of Liam, who he is genuinely embarrassed by.

There is a third Gallagher brother, who has never besmirched the world of music despite an abject lack of talent in the field.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Never besmirched the world of music?
I give you Brubaker: www.last.fm/music/Brubaker
Admittedly he only managed them, and they were shit in their own right. But still, he was involved and was indeed a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

That's news to me, I admit
If it's all the same to you, I won't click the link. I've an inkling I may regret it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Give this a listen then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvV4RD2zKoc
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I'm going to need a description
if it's remotely Oasis-related I cannot be held responsible for my actions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

It's fine - it's death metal

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Heavy as fuck.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

That might be the best death metal song title I've ever heard

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Their song titles aren't the most 'metal', but some do amuse me. Here's the track listing for that album.
01. Gash In The Attic 04:50
02. Cyclopath 04:09
03. (O)Beast 04:48
04. Chicken Poodle Soup 04:30
05. Semi Skinned Milf 06:02
06. Killed to Bits 04:52
07. Quadraspaz 03:47
08. Centipaedophile 04:43
09. Columbine Harvester 04:42
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Hahaha
They're the Steel Panther of Death Metal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:42, Reply)

The bassist is a good mate of mine as well
If I can, I'll be getting hammered with the band this weekend, in Liverpool.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

*shockers*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)