I wish I'd seen this before I'd posted above
I might have felt less like a bit of a cunt.

Nah, actually, that's not possible.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I already knew
and I still said it looked shit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:06, Reply)

yeah, but, no offence or owt
you're playing in the Cunt Premiership whereas I'm Cunt Blue Square North
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That implies there are a maximum of 19 bigger cunts than Al on B3ta
*counts on fingers*

that's probably fair enough, actually. But he's Fulham to Rory's Man U.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I actually take offence at that.
I take real time to think about how best to be a cunt. My cuntery is personally tailored to individuals and their defects. Rory is the equivalent of an off the peg suit for £24.99 from ASDA. I'm bespoke from a small chinese gentleman in a little shop.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Fine
Your meticulous approach to cuntery but the knowledge that there's no real bite beneath the bark makes you Arsenal. Happy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Why do you people keep assuming that I actually really like you all
Why has it not occurred to anybody that maybe I actually do think that some of you a genuinely awful people
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:23, Reply)

If it helps
I am genuinely awful
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I don't suppose you actually like me
but am assured that you're lovely IRL. I think there are B3tans who you like but wind up anyway (Monty) and B3tans who you just want to wind up endlessly regardless (Swipey)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I frequently defend you from people who think you're a massive drama queen.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That's very decent of you
I am massively oversensitive, I'm aware of this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Does Rory let the Swiss in the back door WAY too easily, too?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It is awful...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)

And it doesn't even look like the word "Ash"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Personal taste, the pair of you.
And I think it does, so there.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Of course each to their own
still nasty in my eyes though...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Was Ash a particular fan of the Home Sweet Home threads?
That could work if he was...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Arf, you fucker...
It's been a couple of weeks anyhow, I've been emo about this for long enough.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:17, Reply)

And I reckon that all those people on the site DJTP linked too
like this one: ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2011/09/25/funny-tattoos-shady-bunch/

Reckon they were great too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Mixed opinion on here, I've noticed.
I'm happy with it, as well as a few others. Opinion seems to be split 50/50. Besides, it isn't even coloured in yet. Give it time.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It's nowhere near as gay as any of mine
so, y'know, well done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'll take that as a compliment.
I'm mildly amused that Rory seems to have fucked off too. Perhaps we should club together for a tattoo for him.

Something Celtic, perhaps.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:20, Reply)

You weren't to know.
And Rory is as Rory does. He's kind of like my little cousin in some ways. A complete pest, but can be reformed with gentle prompting.

Or a cattle prod.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 28 Sep 2011, 14:11, Reply)